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Like mild mannered Reapers :P

Some people are looking at how many posts Blind Owl has or how many lukes he has. I want to know how many likes he's given. That's got to be 100,000 or more.

@Blind Owl is the real postmaster general. That's why owls deliver messages for Harry Potter.

All of these secrets and more are all located in Montoya's new book, I crashed my Aurora and so can you! Once Montoya gets it back from the editor, he's going to put it on sale so that we can all get better at everything using his easy 3 step program and his extraordinarily difficult 897 step...

Yeah, that was the penultimate thing I was expecting from Owl....

Otherwise it would have looked like that. Montoya can also change his age at will. That's why he looks so good at 115 years young.

His other tie was at the cleaners.

Hiya gnase! It takes a little bit for the mods to see you in discord. Took them like 15 min to find me, ha. Someone should be by shortly. Welcome to the best squardon!

No problem, Owl. Just tanking the hard stuff for everyone so we can all enjoy the encounter. :)

I can't hire you as a Dedicated Drinker :(

I need a dedicated drinker.

Mathamancer!

The title says "like to say hello". Does that mean that we say hello if we like it? Welcome!

May you never become allergic to peanuts.... you're going to need an express lane in the hospital if you do, ha. "Doctor, it's half off smoothies this weekend." "Prepare the ER for Mr. Printimus. I'll be expecting him soon." "Yes doctor."

The Sabre... so good he bought it twice... thrice!

I can't drink it without dying... so me? Like, if I'm in the ER and I have a sip, I might be fine but any further away and I wouldn't want to risk it. Like, if you were allergic to peanuts, would you drink a peanut butter smoothie? I'm also allergic to bullets fired from a gun. I break out...