The legend of Stevebard, the bardbarian!
I just figured that listening to heavy metal would increase my armor. It definetly made me more Brütal. Like this song.
Caution: lyrical madness and swearing
I'm telling you, my bardic powers alliw me to turn the tides of battle with a single .mp3 file. .mp4 if I must use an AMV.
But I really want to tank. So I pretend to be one.
See? Only a Bard would know how to play imaginary instruments. I can also kind of play the pipe organ, penny whistle, kuzoo, recorder, tambourine, maracas, and the Keytar. :(
Does the infant want his bottle?
Unlabeled so you have to choose wisely. All beers, but which one is your favorite and which one is that terrible brand that you don't like? Muahahahaaaa....
This is as cruel as I get :/