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  1. maynard

    Just Checking In

    high, how are you?
  2. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    after that spell of ~low-effort~ posting things have improved around here
  3. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    eight unread pages since I last checked this thread looking for something funny I am disappoint
  4. maynard

    Testing Please Ignore

    if there are filters to catch the shitposting they're obviously not working very well praise be to the god of your choice
  5. maynard

    For the Glory of Test Squadron

    Aurora Glorialus
  6. maynard

    Dragonfly concept art, first look!

    I endorse this product or service
  7. maynard

    Google knows all?

    it took almost half a second to find the answer - that's slow for Google what were the alternatives being considered, I wonder?
  8. maynard

    The Aurora Battleship

    ha ha, this reminds me of a story Errol Flynn told in his autobiography. Growing up on a farm, he noticed that geese did not digest pork fat and expelled it really fast. So he tied a piece of pork fat on a string and fed it to one goose after another until he had them all following each other...
  9. maynard

    Blind Owl Sure Loves to Post!

    I need to be made Admiral of the Fleet it's my official rank in TESTES
  10. maynard

    Admiral Owl?

    I've worked extra hard to ceate a shitpost worthy of this auspicious occasion
  11. maynard

    Persistence.

    "all of your earnings are belong to us" - Chris Roberts
  12. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    amateur shitposters need some schooling, I see
  13. maynard

    State of the Squadron 17!

    this is what multi-crew ships are for, Chris Roberts told me so
  14. maynard

    Who's buying a Caterpillar?!

    I read it on the interwebs - it must be true!
  15. maynard

    Just some TESTies from 2005 with a music video

    since they're in Black and Yellow, I guess they can skip the 'off topic/random videos' queue
  16. maynard

    State of the Squadron 17!

    sign that feline up, she has more to contribute than 95% of the idiots around here
  17. maynard

    PTU 2.4 patch level T - will PU2.4 be released today?

    re: 'griefing' one man's 'griefing' is another man's 'getting goodfites' if you didn't realize it before, the best reason to be in TEST is that you never need to operate alone, you can always find someone to cover your six
  18. maynard

    State of the Squadron 17!

    did something happen today?
  19. maynard

    Javelin funding complete. TSS Murderer acquired.

    how many Testes will name their next offspring Aurora? plenty, I bet
  20. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    in the immortal words of W.C. fields: "I don't drink water, fish fuck in it."
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