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Hehe , a shit storm. You're killing me Tank, haha. I have become Owl. Ha. Are you insinuating that I have any abilities beyond talking(typing) too much and sharing my love?

Shit! They're onto me! Really, it's only because there's no love bottom. My God Maynard, you're bringing a tear to my eye. So much poetry.

Another reason to drink beer. Yay!

We should kill them all. Again and again and again.

Wait, the US has bombs? Huh. Who woulda thunk.

Took the words right out of my mouth. Ha. I try to preach that you're only as old as you feel: the morning after drinking I feel about 80. FML. Haha.

Rain supreme. As in raining shitposts down on the forums. Ha.

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

Well I'm satisfied with that answer. I'll go wait patiently in a corner and eat my crayons.

Ha! Yes Dad! Sorry.

Dispensing likes with belt fed efficiency. What can I say, happiness should be shared.

Cuteness alert! Awwwwwwwwwww. Come Ducky, let us forget this pettiness and drink!

You can't Nerf happiness Seung, you just can't!! I hope. Haha

Ok, now I'm jealous. Haha

It's a rubber ducky masquerading as the better bird. Ha. Like a sheep in wolf's clothing.

And the occasional crepe. With fruit. For flavour. Ahhhhh dammit. I spilled beer on the memo. Must've smudged the "s" to a "c". Guess that explains why no-one was ever on board with my coups.

Oh my God I'd DIE for a fresh honey crisp off the tree. Can I come visit? Pretty please? Married to an Irish woman. You lucky SOB. I'd be jealous if I didn't also have an wife of Irish decent. Maybe I'll be jealous anyways. Just because. ;)

Dammit, how am I making people feel inadequate? Inadequate at what? How?!? I'm sorry! I only ever wanted to build you up. And get you drunk. And crash with you. And maybe get drunk. And chase pixel ships with you. And maybe drink some beer! :wink: Ha. Thanks Dutch. I love you too. Do we have...

Ok I'm back. Mission accomplished.

Ladies and Gentlemen, for you posting pleasure: @EpilepticCricket has returned. The one, the only, the man with the mouse pads! (And the jerky!) Welcome back from your hiatus to what I can only assume was a paradise full of delicious beers and scantily clad people far sexier than us! Missed...