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  1. Talonsbane

    Help! Derek Smart is attacking me on twitter! :D

    I do what I can. Not inviting @Montoya to a TEST party is like surrounding @Blind Owl with "LIKE" buttons & expecting that none of them are pressed. (Or like locking the majority of TEST Squadron in a brewery overnight with permission to drink whatever they want only to find them sober the...
  2. Talonsbane

    Help! Derek Smart is attacking me on twitter! :D

    In the turbulent nature of things during this day & age, I would wager that he's most likely provoked somebody to the point where if they ever found a way to get to him they would hunt him down & do horrendous things to him if not kill him. (Probably as payback for the doxxing he has done to...
  3. Talonsbane

    Help! Derek Smart is attacking me on twitter! :D

    In my humble opinion, I feel that it is only fair to do until others as they would do unto you. You know, "The Golden Rule". In the case of DS, should he go around legitimately doxxing people online, then he should have all of his own personal info listed online in various places where his...
  4. Talonsbane

    If you are going to do it, do it in style.

    Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of us dressed as NPCs either mimicking an NPC sitting on a bench beside us or at a bar handling our drinks without actually drinking them. When another player comes up & comments that there must be a bug with us we actually take the drink or give...
  5. Talonsbane

    Help! Derek Smart is attacking me on twitter! :D

    When Derek (not so) Smart finally dies, I hope that they find him dead in the bathroom from jerking off to an episode of Jump Point that he particularly enjoyed in clearly naughty ways. Ah, the irony that would be.
  6. Talonsbane

    Propaganda dump Jan 2018!

    I have an idea for something that CIG can create & gift to all those who backed SC & SQ42 during development. For some reason I get the feeling that when the game finally goes live, DS will try to file a lawsuit against CIG for royalties claiming that he helped benefit them by driving countless...
  7. Talonsbane

    If you are going to do it, do it in style.

    I can imagine a string of classic pranks that can come from this idea.
  8. Talonsbane

    Propaganda dump Jan 2018!

    In fairness, every time I've ever heard of Derek Smart, he did remind me of a certain type of skid mark that happens to be human sized & shape.
  9. Talonsbane

    If you are going to do it, do it in style.

    I agree that Grim Hex does have some of the best looking sets of armor in the game so far.
  10. Talonsbane

    Montoya DESTROYS MassivelyOp's editors

    Nice vid, great popcorn & those "critics" provide the best salt around. So many flavors of salt all to make a viewer thirsty. Good thing TEST Squadron is known for having 42% more beer.
  11. Talonsbane

    Help! Derek Smart is attacking me on twitter! :D

    I just found this thread after taking a wicked dump & from what I can tell, that load of poo had far more intelligence than he who should have been aborted *cough* derek smart *cough*. In my personal opinion, the most intelligent this he can do to benefit the universe is to line up a heavy duty...
  12. Talonsbane

    Things I would rather have in SC than a Tank

    How about some Tonk jousting or demolition Tonking? Maybe launch some Porgs with Tonks at people standing around the verse Angry Birds style?
  13. Talonsbane

    Change.org request to change "Blind Owl" to "Blind Porg"

    I wonder what would happen if you pepper Porgs into a crowd of people with a plethora of potato cannons. Call it Porg-in chuck-in at pumpkin headed pedestrians.
  14. Talonsbane

    "Spectral" (movie reccomendation)

    Good movie.
  15. Talonsbane

    [WTS] CCU'd LTI ships below official price

    This is correct unless you accidentally walk into the area between a group of drunken TESTies who are launching various coins at a target to see who can do the most damage to it with them. In which case ... "Medic!"
  16. Talonsbane

    Yo, I made an idea-thread on RSI for a highly requested hairstyle

    I suggest that we rename that particular bouffant hair style "The Tonk".
  17. Talonsbane

    Things I would rather have in SC than a Tank

    Just be sure to avoid the White Star Line at all costs. 1 of their "Greatest" ships was a Titanic failure at reaching its final destination. (Historically speaking.)
  18. Talonsbane

    Component Upgrades

    Great question @AstroGimp01 & great catch @marcsand2 .
  19. Talonsbane

    Personal fleet inventory and suggestions? ideas?

    In my personal humble opinion, before you do any melting or upgrading, if you have any REC saved up, then I would advise "renting" a particular ship for a week to test out how it flies & feels to you before making any other decisions. Just remember that 3.0 was just released, still has plenty...
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