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  1. Talonsbane

    Pretty creepy

    I counter Moore's law with my own. If you fart in a small sealed space with other individuals inside, your popularity will decrease until well after each has left the area & it has been ventilated completely.
  2. Talonsbane

    Some Xplor Drama (also "TEST not good for the community as a whole")

    While I'm sure that "Big Brother" takes pics & videos of me far more often that I would like. So I'm taking measures to cause them to back off. My plan is to allow myself to look as ugly as possible so that whenever I do show up on screen, the person viewing the monitor will turn away in...
  3. Talonsbane

    Pretty creepy

    In that case, I would pray that the hackers would be universally dyslexic in nature to a degree that instead of targeting us, they would accidentally target themselves while thinking they had placed themselves on a "do Not Kill" list.
  4. Talonsbane

    1, 2, 3 and that's all! - What will it be?

    Freelancer DUR (Explores while looking like a flying penis.) Prospector (Drills & penetrates while looking like a penis.) 890J (Because eventually, somebody will want to enjoy the Captain's Quarters with me.) (Sometimes I get the feeling that I think with the "wrong" head a little too often...
  5. Talonsbane

    Pretty creepy

    I'm not in the military, but speaking from personal experience, if you want to torment somebody, place them sober into a medium sized room with limited air flow, then fill the majority of the rest of the room with severely drunken Mexicans on a spicy burrito night. In a short amount of time...
  6. Talonsbane

    Some Xplor Drama (also "TEST not good for the community as a whole")

    I was about to point out that there are some things centralizing our power structure that makes us as we are. You clearly noticed the 1st of which is BEER! 2nd, there is also our appreciation of random shit postings as well as unimaginable amounts of the like button being clicked. If "Like"...
  7. Talonsbane

    Concierge status denied! (So close, and yet so far).

    Oh really? That's wonderful news! I'll be sure to wear that skin whenever I go to space strip clubs or casinos. I have a feeling that it might bring me some luck, or at least a little "positive" attention. LoL
  8. Talonsbane

    First Observation of Interstellar Astroid; Shaped like Giant Turd

    Proof that in the beginning of time, there was a giant space penis hurling through the universe that finally exposed itself to us. Thus all of those that draw penis shapes wherever possible ( @Montoya ) are not crazy, but divinely inspired.
  9. Talonsbane

    Pretty creepy

    I might be alone in this, but while this could be abused & used to attack the innocent, there are also a lot of positive ways that this device could benefit society.
  10. Talonsbane

    Concierge status denied! (So close, and yet so far).

    Unless I'm mistaken, you already have a support group for the most part. We're the members of TEST Squadron. I would specify those of us who are also concierge members, but why exclude family members needlessly?
  11. Talonsbane

    Some Xplor Drama (also "TEST not good for the community as a whole")

    All the more reason that I'm grateful for coming across 1 of @Montoya 's YouTube vids & thought TEST Squadron seemed interesting enough to check out further. I've spent nearly a decade in mostly dead (yet supposedly large) organizations on numerous games over the years. It is almost as lonely...
  12. Talonsbane

    Concierge status denied! (So close, and yet so far).

    Congratz & great job! My hanger has my top hat & monocle, but they currently aren't wearable. lols If I'm not mistaken, CIG should be loving us wild & crazy TESTies. There's over 15k of us & many of us are concierge members. (I didn't even know that existed until I saw it mentioned here &...
  13. Talonsbane

    Concierge status denied! (So close, and yet so far).

    I like your line of thinking my friend.
  14. Talonsbane

    Concierge status denied! (So close, and yet so far).

    I wonder if there will ever be some sort of an in-game bonus for concierge members once the game goes live. Like maybe a slight boost to reputation gaining ability perhaps.
  15. Talonsbane

    I'm the 15000 - ask me anything

    @aeloy. , I'm curious, what if anything are you looking to obtain or acquire during the anniversary sale that starts Nov 24th?
  16. Talonsbane

    Many Thanks to TEST.

    Crazy question for you, when you charge into tank warfare while dressed as Santa, do you call your navigator Rudolf so that he can properly guide your tank? ;p If I'm not mistaken, you probably take care of Santa's naughty list because I'm not so sure anybody would want to receive a package...
  17. Talonsbane

    Concierge status denied! (So close, and yet so far).

    As 1 goofy panda type person to another, I say hang in there. According to your screenshot you're only $50 away from your goal & the anniversary sale launches this up coming Friday. So just about anything you purchase for your fleet through CIG should get you there. If you still end up a few...
  18. Talonsbane

    Many Thanks to TEST.

    OWLS of a feather, flock together.
  19. Talonsbane

    I'm the 15000 - ask me anything

    I hear that pharmacists get paid rather well.
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