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  1. Talonsbane

    Show 'em off!

    I have operated several very nice cars of assorted varieties in my past while I was a vehicle inspector in Texas. This being said, the percentage of nice cars to those not so nice was not in my favor & both were minorities to average cars. In the 5 years, I inspected over 15,000 vehicles. So...
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    X01 sale Friday Sept 29th

    Mind reader! LoL My biggest question for about the X1 is "how in the hell do you enter / mount it?"
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    Will we be able to create safe spots in a system?

    When that happens, should we all be encouraged to pop digital space viagra just to ensure that our ramming won't buckle the form or structure of our Bengal?
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    Will we be able to create safe spots in a system?

    Should we happen to get our wonderful Org its own Bengal, then perhaps we can duct tape a pair of clusters of Star G's below & to the rear of is to give it the proper shape for launching the seemingly endless spurts of TESTies towards our adversaries. How is this of an extreme mental image as a...
  5. Talonsbane

    Blizzard Player Tag List

    I'm Talonsbane#1320 Any of you wonderful TESTies who would like to add me on Battle.net are welcome to do so.
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    Will we be able to create safe spots in a system?

    If the 2 of you are going to link up to throw an Org rager, then perhaps I'll periodically convert my BMM into an intersteller Hooters since We are OWL & while we party we're going to get hungry.
  7. Talonsbane

    New to Test Advantys287

    Unless I'm mistaken, many Engineers never truly retire fully because they tend to end up modifying, tinkering, fixing & otherwise discombobulating various things whenever they get bored. Either way, welcome to TEST Squadron.
  8. Talonsbane

    Space owl submission

    In that case, I suggest that you enlist a squadron of elderly Italian mothers for the fight against the evil Eggplants. At least then, the spoils of war would be a seemingly never ending surplus of delicious eggplant Parmesan.
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    Space owl submission

    What stupid eggplant are you referring to?
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    Space owl submission

    Since we are all OWL, then would it not be appropriate to eventually host an Org meet up at a Hooter's restaurant? Food for thought.
  11. Talonsbane

    X01 sale Friday Sept 29th

    I'm willing to bet that this supposed "Game Changing" ship will be released either for CitizenCon as part of some major new upcoming feature announcement or possibly around Christmas for good little TESTies who have fun stacking their Auroras vertically like some sort of reverse Jenga game. LoL...
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    X01 sale Friday Sept 29th

    You also know that once the initial sale ends, they will probably jack up the initial sale price like crazy.
  13. Talonsbane

    Will we be able to create safe spots in a system?

    If we do get to deploy our own beacons for various means, I would like to set 1 on the edge of a cluster of black holes' gravitational pull zones (think MAW Cluster from Star Wars) with the message "TEST Squadron Base Alpha" to sucker rival Orgs to waste ships & drones by trying to find out how...
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    X01 sale Friday Sept 29th

    I've already got 1 in my hanger from my purchase of the ORIGIN 600i Series Combo Pack - LTI - Warbond Edition I wonder which of the 3 versions mine will be though. Also ... 1st! LoL
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    Greeting and Salutations from *burrrrrp* Canada.

    Just a thought, while it may or may not be possible to kill Mr OWL, there is definitely 1 way to knock him out. Lock him & those he wishes to party with in a bar with infinite amounts of liquor & beer without supervision. Eventually most if not all within will drink themselves & each other...
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    Greeting and Salutations from *burrrrrp* Canada.

    If OWL is a Beerpire as you hint towards, then would the thing that repels him the most be a fully drained keg? (as long as there are no other reserve kegs to be tapped & enjoyed of course)
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    Fresh propaganda dump for June 2017 (begins on pg4)

    ADI version of lame - adjective adjective: lame; comparative adjective: lamer; superlative adjective: lamest 1. (of a person or animal) unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot. "his horse went lame" synonyms: limping, hobbling; More crippled, disabled...
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    It's just too fracking awesome to not share. . .

    Did anybody else notice that her left shoulder seems to bear the mark of OWL? Perhaps we TESTies truly are spread more far & wide than I ever could have realized. After all, it would take an awfully intoxicated OWL to draw such a self portrait which would for some reason seem to include a...
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    Greeting and Salutations from *burrrrrp* Canada.

    Ah, now there is a question of great peculiarity indeed. In my opinion, those would be the most difficult to avoid because they might be so intoxicated that their attack patterns would make no sense to logical minds. So would be nearly impossible to track or defend against. The only effective...
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