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In the words of Harry Hill: "Dirty boy!"

Super sad to hear that dude, you helped me on my way to getting the Ambergris the way i wanted her and i'll never forget that 🙂 Hope you remain in game, best of luck finding a buyer.

Like... whats with all the guns, man. Give peace a chance, yo ☮ in a semi related question are we going to get non-lethal munitions at some point? Haven't been keeping up with development since the beginning of the year.

I had no idea he played for the Globetrotters. Is there no end to that mans talents?

- Silly Bastards Of The Day - The feckless retards who thought coughing at police would not result in being arrested for threatening/attempting to assault with a biological agent: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52052880 Enjoy your stay in prison you hopeless simpletons.

UK update for 26th March: DISCLAIMER - Although the confirmed cases is roughly 24 hours worth moving from the 25th to the 26th, the number of deaths is only form 9am to 5pm on the 25th - only 8 hours worth and not rolling into the 26th - so that part of the dataset is not neccecerily comparative...

Thank you, Glorious Leader! I see they have chosen to hand in their ventilator privileges for the rest of their lives.

Update from the 25th now in. 9,529 confirmed positive (Including Prince Charles off of the Royal Family) and 463 total fatalities. Something I think I have noticed about the datasets provided, is it reports the time of info capture (in todays case 9am on the 25th March). It was previously...

Well, 9pm and no official update for the UK, but we'll not let that get in the way of a good graph. Or a bad graph:

6:17pm and no new updated numbers for today for the UK. EDIT - Reports emerging in UK of a 21 year old with no previous existing health issues losing their life to the contagion. A lot of people on my Facebook suddenly sounding a lot less cocky. EDIT - 8pm and still no update... I'm beginning...

F1 calendar replaced with eSport version until at least May. https://hexus.net/gaming/news/pc/140926-formula-1-esports-virtual-grand-prix-series-began-sunday/

Thank you, Glorious Leader!

Well, Mrs. 'BobFace really has got into the Meme of things:

Today's numbers: Total confirmed cases, 8077 - Total fatal 422. Noticeable increases. - Silly Bastards Of The Day - Police forced to knock over flaming barbecue to disperse crowd of twenty morons: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-52025918

Thank you, Glorious Leader!

- Silly Bastards Of The Day - Update: Sports Direct has announced it is now complying with the lockdows measures and closing their shops. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52011915 Note: In complying with what was originally asked of them, it makes them no less silly. I would question if...

Posting on behalf of Mrs 'BobFace: And for Baby 'BobFace: EDIT - and the USA version:

Yep you can still take fido out, in fact it's recommended to get at least one form of exercise a day outside, however the population has been advised groups no larger than two and you stay at least 2 meters (6 foot), basically the hight of a door away from any other human you don't live with...

Hot off the press: UK Government introduces sweeping new measures including: From tonight, people in Britain will be allowed to leave their homes for only “very limited purposes” - shopping for basic necessities; for one form of exercise a day; for any medical need; and to travel to and from...

Latest UK numbers: Total confirmed 6,650, Total fatalities 335. Government calls silly bastards of the UK "very selfish" for buggering off down the seaside over the weekend and says they'll impose harsher restrictions if they have to. I'd say they probably have to. They also revealed that...