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Thank you, Glorious Leader!

All who have ever lived, I have supported. I am everywhere you have ever been. Right now I am with you. What Am I?

Close but not sleep.

I am half of your day. I am faster than the speed of light. You seek me when you wish to recuperate. I am thought of as an absence. Name me.

Thank you for the apology, however I fear it may be unwarranted - It is hard to be triggered by something you have zero regard for: Imagine these articles as like tasting a cake before it's done baking. Of course it's going to have a gooey texture it's not done, and it'll be a few hundred...

I could get into many a long and lengthly discussion about misdirection and how those who were wrong may try to discredit those who were right (If several countries had heeded the WHO's recommendation for swift serious action they may not have had to enact such drastic measures as they are now)...

As I said previously it's not helpful to pontificate while the crisis continues - what matters right now is the global populations response to the crisis and these don't help cooperation or swift response. Let's put COVID-19 to bed then worry about the accusations. Pointing fingers and musing...

Woah! That's awesome 🙂

This video should help explain: View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO6FW1aJkTw

Many thanks! Post edited - Government also steps in to pay 80% of wages up to £2,500 a month for non-active workers if employers guarentee they won't lay off any dudes. Business closures now make sense and an unprecedented move.

So after asking politely for people not to go to pubs, bars and restaurants, the UK government has ordered them closed to everything but take-away. Not a bad move but one wonders why they were being left open in the first place if no one was supposed to go to them...? Cinemas, Gyms and other...

No update on latest UK figures as yet (5.21pm GMT) official numbers are same as yesterday: https://www.gov.uk/guidance/coronavirus-covid-19-information-for-the-public EDIT - As pointed out by Vavric (many thanks!) numbers now updated: Government announces all bars, pubs and...

It's okay, they stocked up on toilet roll - they are well prepared. It may well be the planets biggest joke. I sincerely hope gazing at their 106 toilet rolls while on their sick bed and then for the two/three months after they recover while they work through them gives them a proper sense of...

Could you repeat that please. View: https://youtu.be/CkdyU_eUm1U?t=19

Great to hear things are more stable for you now :)

Thank you, Glorious Leader!

UK fatalities 144, confirmed cases 3,229, still no testing outside of institutions so when they say "confirmed" they mean "confirmed because they became critical". Apparently promises have been made to drastically ramp up testing. Schools will close at the end of Friday until further notice and...

I had an oven tray I'd used for 3 years with a glorious patina. When we moved in together Mrs. BobFace scrubbed it off and it had rusted through within six months.

Stock markets?

Fingers crossed for you, no guarentees but it's the last stop before a table flip.