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  1. NaffNaffBobFace

    AI Idris mission in 3.9?

    Something that size... what do you think? 4x Retaliators with torps? Whoever gets that mission will need to recruit half the server and if it's a server full of newbs with starter ships have they even got a chance?
  2. NaffNaffBobFace

    AI Idris mission in 3.9?

    I see on Twittor everyone is going nuts there may be an AI Idris mission implemented in 3.9... Just when you think the Salt may be starting to crest into a full on tsunami to envelop the Hype Train CIG pulls out their e-peen and blasts it with an "oh, but we gots waaaaay more than that to come."
  3. NaffNaffBobFace

    Hilarious Artefacts

    Montoya found one of the status screens in the Carrot says "chocolate" for some unknown reason in his walkthrough video that included every single room in the ship.
  4. NaffNaffBobFace

    I'm Disappointed in Combat - Missile-Macros

    Yeah that super sucks arse. I still think station turrets should be longer range than any other weapon in game, be beam so they can't be dodged but have distortion which KO's the weapon systems with destructive as backup if the D-bags still hang around. Plus thats a sustained attack on a...
  5. NaffNaffBobFace

    We need to test this out

    A duck!
  6. NaffNaffBobFace

    *Girlish squeals of delight*

    I sit by these threads and warm myself on the enthusiasm of others. I had all mine sucked out by Spectrum.
  7. NaffNaffBobFace

    Coronavirus COVID-19 Thread

    Stop distracting yourself with conspiracy theories and pay attention to the real news: Here for the first time is proof of a Virus that effects Beer as well as People! D-: And it's not to do with workers being off sick! D-...
  8. NaffNaffBobFace

    The High Republic

    I'm not sure, these remakes always change something classic though...? If not that I bet they change Marvin the Paranoid Android to something a bit more futuristic but then put the original Marvin in a queue for a Vogon official form or something as an Easter Egg. I love that series of books...
  9. NaffNaffBobFace

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    There we go, logged in the TWRL list of Things To Do that we may or may not actually get round to doing at some point or something: https://testsquadron.com/threads/test-weapons-research-lab-for-science.14280/page-3#post-326143
  10. NaffNaffBobFace

    Other TEST Weapons Research Lab - FOR SCIENCE!

    Another submission for the "Exotic Strategies" section, prompted by an abnormal amount of (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ going on in response to the presence of Monday in the Please Don't Like My Post thread: The Monday table flip beam...
  11. NaffNaffBobFace

    New Origin ship? Explorer?

    Maybe the 350R will be revised to give it a bit of its Zonda feel back? At the moment it's very Honda. No offence to Honda, you're family cars are great but the 350R 'aint no family car and Andreas Lang would be most displeased to see what his ultimate tribute to speed and performance evolveed...
  12. NaffNaffBobFace

    New Origin ship? Explorer?

    Whatever it is it's out of my budget 🙂
  13. NaffNaffBobFace

    March Stella Fortuna(St. Patrick's day) Sale

    Green Titan Suit with a Keg on each shoulder and a mini-keg round its neck like a St.Bernard.
  14. NaffNaffBobFace

    The High Republic

    I have absolutely no idea what any of you are talking about. I stopped following after Phantom Menace. I didn't especially like Jar Jar, but I didn't lothe him either. If there is one thing I can relate to, it's hapless idiocy and well intentioned efforts that are ultimately in vain as they...
  15. NaffNaffBobFace

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    As there are tables in a lot of the larger ships like the 890j, Reclaimer, Starfarer etc do you think there is a way TEST can weaponise this so we turn the Monday Beam on an enemy ship and suddenly they have a huge table flipping around the inside of the ship smashing all their stuff up?
  16. NaffNaffBobFace

    Has anyone seen my can of liquid schwartz?

    If that's you in your Avatar your schwartz is waaaay bigger than mine. Welcome aboard!
  17. NaffNaffBobFace

    Full Carrack tour!

    Thank you, Glorious Leader! Did I detect Popular Culture References?! YouTube algorithm ACTIVATE! But little does the Algo realize we are TEST, we set the trends, we do not follow them! The hills are alive with the sound of Carrak With salt they have slung for over five years The salt fills...
  18. NaffNaffBobFace

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    I just thought - Monday is a human construct and does not exist anywhere except in the minds of those witnessing it... So... Double fuck you monday! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
  19. NaffNaffBobFace

    Carrack should be out soon. Its in the latest 3.8.2 game files

    How can they validate backers being part of the test process if they test everything before letting us get to it? I don't consider anything released until its out of PTU, and it 'aint out of PTU.
  20. NaffNaffBobFace

    Carrack should be out soon. Its in the latest 3.8.2 game files

    The reason it stayed "small" is so they are okay to spawn on large pads. When i've had that pads issue on oli with my 'Farer it's been because the pads are blocked with other ships but i admit i have not played this patch yet. EDIT - Oh it's PTU still isn't it? Naa all bets are off in a test...
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