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Well, 9pm and no official update for the UK, but we'll not let that get in the way of a good graph. Or a bad graph:

6:17pm and no new updated numbers for today for the UK. EDIT - Reports emerging in UK of a 21 year old with no previous existing health issues losing their life to the contagion. A lot of people on my Facebook suddenly sounding a lot less cocky. EDIT - 8pm and still no update... I'm beginning...

F1 calendar replaced with eSport version until at least May. https://hexus.net/gaming/news/pc/140926-formula-1-esports-virtual-grand-prix-series-began-sunday/

Thank you, Glorious Leader!

Well, Mrs. 'BobFace really has got into the Meme of things:

Today's numbers: Total confirmed cases, 8077 - Total fatal 422. Noticeable increases. - Silly Bastards Of The Day - Police forced to knock over flaming barbecue to disperse crowd of twenty morons: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-52025918

Thank you, Glorious Leader!

- Silly Bastards Of The Day - Update: Sports Direct has announced it is now complying with the lockdows measures and closing their shops. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52011915 Note: In complying with what was originally asked of them, it makes them no less silly. I would question if...

Posting on behalf of Mrs 'BobFace: And for Baby 'BobFace: EDIT - and the USA version:

Yep you can still take fido out, in fact it's recommended to get at least one form of exercise a day outside, however the population has been advised groups no larger than two and you stay at least 2 meters (6 foot), basically the hight of a door away from any other human you don't live with...

Hot off the press: UK Government introduces sweeping new measures including: From tonight, people in Britain will be allowed to leave their homes for only “very limited purposes” - shopping for basic necessities; for one form of exercise a day; for any medical need; and to travel to and from...

Latest UK numbers: Total confirmed 6,650, Total fatalities 335. Government calls silly bastards of the UK "very selfish" for buggering off down the seaside over the weekend and says they'll impose harsher restrictions if they have to. I'd say they probably have to. They also revealed that...

I don't know why the automatic assumption to an epidemic is civil unrest. It's a pathogen, not a political ideology. I have seen no reports of unrest from any other country, but then other countries governments have put measures in place to make sure unrest is not required. If the government...

*Googles "Bungtater"* Only two pages of finds, some TEST, one a Honda forum, one advertising a personal watercraft. *Googles "Bung"* 'a stopper for closing a hole in a container.' *Googles "Tater"* 'a potato.' Can't see what the problem is?

McDonalds UK has announced all restaurants are closing until further notice by the end of the 23rd March.

Todays UK data: 5,683 total confirmed, 281 total fatalities. Oh, and every silly bastard in the country buggered off down to the Sea Side because the sun was shining: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51998559 1.5 million letters sent to those most at risk telling them no to go outside for the...

Correct! 🙂 Hope it wasn't an anti-climax.

Nope not a grape. Clue: Replace the word "precious" the last line with the word "all".

There is only ever one way to do something.

Nope, not a shell but a cool idea :-)