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Thank you, Glorious Leader!

Hitchhiking in an infinite universe leaves you open only to the options available where you are. If you are on Terra and need to get to Tyrol, and the only ships going to Tyrol are in Nul, you have to hitch to Nul to get to Tyrol. Not great. Hitchhiking can get you in a general direction but not...

I would like it noted that TEST Weapons Research Lab (TWRL) does not test on animals or sentients of any kind. Our view is if it can make it through an inch of steel it's guaranteed to make it through flesh. TWRL - It's that Anti-Personnel touch that makes TWRL munitions a TESTies best friend.

Well it's been over two hours, i'm guessing you found something?

I have another idea for search engines, as Search Engines tend to cross-reference your searches against things you've searched for before by some kind of sinister magic I'm sure this is going to work: Your exotic extrasensory adventure starts here with the kind of red hot action that can only...

Which part of you are they holding the event in? A shoulder blade I can handle but I'm going nowhere near one or both of your buttocks.

Many thanks once again! :)

Thanks for sharing! I see you found a subtle TEST logo on the underside of the ship there, i wonder what the text says? I think I've just found the first real excuse for having an ALT account in the game 🙂

Oh. Wouldn't that be the wretched Vulcan and it's heinous Drone Pods then? EDIT - I've just looked at the New Wave email and I can't see it saying "Sneak Peek" all it says is "The First Wave begins to form". EDIT - EDIT - Okay, just looked at a tour of the Reclaimer on Youtube and it seems to...

Thanks for sharing :) I'm not up for porting my account over to the PTU, so I'll have to await it coming to the PU but from what I've seen so far I have the following impressions already... Good: Dat Moon Roof tho! Actual interior! Bed isn't a cot like the old one! The old one was interesting...

'Tis the will of the members of TEST. A new cap ship launches before too long we are all like "Yeah, i'll throw $10 in" and before you know it we've got one.

Montoya's Nipple spun on a dime and sprayed hot lead over the canopy of the following Buccaneer, sending a very clear message that to tweak the Nipple was asking for trouble.

I have a name for every one of my ships :)

Go for broke and add two and you'd be where you were aiming for anyway :) Puns are too subtle, say what you mean! :D

I read that as "Assmystery is beautiful!"

Thank you, Glorious Leader!

With Ageists history of supporting the Messer era with things to hurt people/other species with it wouldn't surprise me but I was wondering if there would be a totally independent manufacturer for these things...?

And I found it in the original Star Wars trilogy!

haha, oh no I'm so sorry! Reboot, revert to saved!