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Ah, TEST Weapons And Training - They have me on my knees begging for mercy, I'm so out of shape.

Ah, probably.

I started backing right at the begging of 2016 and little bits here and there just grew and grew and now i'm not far off concierge only two years later... If my soon-to-be-wife ever found out i'd be soon-to-be-dead so i'm not sure it's worth doing that last little bit to have the Kudos etc...

You are thinking of attacking, I am thinking of EVAC. If an idris crash-lands on some Tyrol wasteland and that damn star is going to go SuperNova any minute, you grab as many survivors as you can and run for it. A suit with 30mins is still a suit with 30mins. Small ops may be over in 30mins but...

I am a pacifist i'll have you know. I am also self proclaimed head of TEST Weapons Research Lab (TWRL). We are currently working a the highly secret new gun, the TP:20,000 - it uses ultra-cheap ammo that is freely available almost everywhere Humans are: here is a sneak peak of its combat potential:

EwoksI? Those fuzzy little pricks and their audacity! Evolving and living in my beautiful natural resources. I don't recall it ever raining on the Forest Moon of Endor in the films and also don't remember there being any wind, so i'll convert their crummy tree-village into a wonderful...

Well... Okay.

I will challenge your furniture business with my Super Ultra Mega Toilet Roll Factory (SUMTRF). We already have toilet roll in the game you can see it when you spawn at Olisar in some of the cabins. I will lay waste to your forests to supply the universe with bog roll, I will strip the Forest...

I'm sure there is a graphics setting low enough to not make this the case. WE MUST GO DEEPER!

I think it's what everyone says, whether they are hero or villain depends entirely on who wins. Me? I'm just here to Increase The Peace.

30mins I think. Then you suffocate.

Fidelity be damned, I want to play the game, not watch it. Plus my PC can't hack anything but minimum.

You called? https://testsquadron.com/threads/the-ultimate-poll.9941/

I know how to sort that! *Sets graphics to minimum* Mwahahaaa, I can see you!

Interesting video. I partucularly enjoyed the comment about GTA5: (Paraphrased)"I am no more intimidated by this game than I am about the world in general, as this game is a reflection of what is actually going on in the western world right now."

So troops will have 30 mins on the ground then suffocate to death? Think we've just discovered a PLOT HOLE with the mechanics here.

This is the most incredible thing i've seen this week, and there was a Super Blue Blood Moon this week.

Montoya already repealed TESTs Neutrality didn't he? Aren't we at war with TQR because they said we weren't worth overthrowing? And ADI because they are a load of squares?

Let me know when the start stocking TEST merch. [Corporate Efficiency Intensifies]

Hmmmm? Oh, computer games. Right. I was told by someone at work today that when they gave birth they tore wide open and had 80 stitches that took 45 minutes to sew back up - and because they had got to hospital too late in the labor, they didn't get any pain relief. And yet they are pregnant...