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I REALLY hope that this tactic carries over into their cruisers and larger ships. Can you imagine a Mauler scraping past an idris with its huge trio of underslung blades tearing through the human ship's bridge. Awww yeah.

I, too, have always wanted to fly an aurora that is packed to the gills with space weed. Then you just need to find a cool nebula and chillllllll

You are going to fit in just fine here, my friend. Welcome to the nuthouse

Don't give them a damn cent until 3.0 drops.

Welcome to the nuthouse!

The Evocati are at work, yet somehow 3.0 feels further away....

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YOU SAW NOTHING!........NOTHING!

The invisible hand that guides Star Citizen's fate. It is by the grace of Montoya alone that we shall all be delivered to 3.0. Amen.

It looks like the CGI guys didn't know what to do with Kylo's scar, so they just applied a carbon fiber texture. Interesting

If you could be murdered by any Hanna Barbera cartoon character, who would it be? Getting torn to shreds by Taz would be pretty cool...

SHHhhhhh! A-hole! We were hoping CIG wouldn't notice, so shut your piehole! There are PLENTY of downsides like increased use of window cleaner, and budgetary pitfalls such as keeping the mini fridge in BOTH the snub and the rover stocked. Thats some overhead cost for you. Yep. Totally not an OP...

Carrack is love. Carrack is life.

Every captain needs a lonely jerkoff dungeon with CCTV camera feeds. It's the Imperial way...

There's a special deck for naked dancing. It's called the Captain's quarters and I get the only key.

Do you think leprechauns hunt other leprechauns in order to add more gold to their pots? I bet they do. Shifty little fuckers...

A model citizen and Humanity's greatest herald from the future!

Well, ya see...it STARTED an avacado, then BECAME guac. From....doing stuff. It's called being asexual and its a cheatcode for living in peace and quiet. Lucky bastard.

Is it weird that I'm sexually attracted to guacamole now?

Its the thing that we are all on. IT means we have poor people skills, but can be incredibly intelligent. Just like Doctor House!