I was actually joking, I have them in a safe at home. I bought them about 6-7 years ago when bitcoin was just coming around with some birthday money haha. Just a stupid kids purchase at the time.
I have an MCD-4800 I use when I'm away from a regular internet connection. I usually use this for work, because the data costs can be insane if I'm stupid with it, but it gets the job done. If you are wondering, it looks like this:
My old work vehicle when I was 17 had an Explorer 727 BGAN...