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Good day good people of the TWRL. We have a new staff member in the lab who began their time with TWRL as an experiment in how to weaponise Marmite and Vegimite with a hybrid of the two which unexpectedly took on sentient thought. Vegimarm has a Fourth Grade reading level, likes watching TV...

Congratulations dude. TWRL Test Weapons Research Lab is working on a Vegimite/Marmite Hybrid. So far the results are encouraging, Vegimarm has a fourth grade reading level, likes watching TV and commenting on YouTube videos but is not yet capable of touch-typing, and is lethal to anyone who...

Congratulations dude. Can't wait to see my first year - I am currently running on Jupiter time, as a year on Jupiter takes 11.8 Earth years i've still got a ways to go yet...

Next time I am going to try Passive Resistance - I shall not be moved! But I may be shot in the head a couple of times.

I am now rank 51621. I have tried nothing and I am all out of ideas.

I have just checked again and now I am Rank 51119.

I went and had a go: I ran up to a computer but it did not have the 1984 PC game "Sopwith" and I could not order takeaway which are the two things I usually do on computers so i played a hexagon game instead which was really easy then i stood next to it and then not much happened and then my...

Aha, where did I get my name from, you say? Well, back in the early 90's, about 1994, a friend of mines dad got a PC and on that PC was a very early Chatbot. How was I introduced to this marvel of modern technology? "What is your name?" The computer asked a very robotic manner. "Check this...

Cheers dude, I'm too cool for school so i'm lucky someone was paying attention. They didn't work for me but i must not have been spamming them hard enough, i only get 8.

I got an old netbook and use that for casual browsing now. Right tools for the right job. Game PC plays games and does nothing else. Work laptop does work and nothing else. Shit old Netbook for shit posting and nothing else - what could be better?

I died a loooot today. I was flying a 350r against a Gladiator, an interesting experience but I got a strategy that kept me happy in the end. So for 6 matches in a row I was being butchered by this one Gladiator. To be fair to them i'm a sadist and was targeting them - used to do it with the...

I feel your pain bro, but shirley, no one at work should be using this website.:smirk:

Spectrum Is Green?

moar. MOAR. MMMMMOOOARRRRRR!

Hi there Testies, please can you check this one out: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/community/issue-council/star-citizen-alpha/SC-35736-G-LOC__G-force_induced_loss_of_consciousness__occures_without_any_warning As I spend 40% of any AC match passing out (350r no g-safe) I experience the...

Dragonfly will not have Quantum Drive and will not be able to take a hit in space. Ballistics bypass shields and being open-cockpit my 35mm cannon shells will turn your dragonfly pilot in to burger meat. No good. If the Reclaimer has a Snub bay the P52 Merlin may be an option but again without...

Mmmm... Hmmmmmmm... Hhhhhuuuuuuuurrrrrrmmmmm... So, Salvage is your dream, eh? Then you gotta ask yourself where am i findin' this salvage? What happened to the ship to turn it in to salvage? See I reckon yous gonna need a fast scout to make sure whoever or what ever broke that ship 'aint...

Good point, well made.

$ beer could tell you which country around the world it is beer o'clock in at that very moment. (must exclude dry countries like UAE where it is never Beer O'clock)

I'd like to see the TEST industries Pet Rock on sale or even just as Hangar Flair, and some of the TEST Weapons Research Labs more practical suggestions come to life in the 'Verse. We have all theory crafted so hard it'd be cool so see some of it happen.