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  1. maynard

    Google knows all?

    it took almost half a second to find the answer - that's slow for Google what were the alternatives being considered, I wonder?
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    The Aurora Battleship

    ha ha, this reminds me of a story Errol Flynn told in his autobiography. Growing up on a farm, he noticed that geese did not digest pork fat and expelled it really fast. So he tied a piece of pork fat on a string and fed it to one goose after another until he had them all following each other...
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    Blind Owl Sure Loves to Post!

    I need to be made Admiral of the Fleet it's my official rank in TESTES
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    Admiral Owl?

    I've worked extra hard to ceate a shitpost worthy of this auspicious occasion
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    Persistence.

    "all of your earnings are belong to us" - Chris Roberts
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    amateur shitposters need some schooling, I see
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    State of the Squadron 17!

    this is what multi-crew ships are for, Chris Roberts told me so
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    Who's buying a Caterpillar?!

    I read it on the interwebs - it must be true!
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    Just some TESTies from 2005 with a music video

    since they're in Black and Yellow, I guess they can skip the 'off topic/random videos' queue
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    State of the Squadron 17!

    sign that feline up, she has more to contribute than 95% of the idiots around here
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    PTU 2.4 patch level T - will PU2.4 be released today?

    re: 'griefing' one man's 'griefing' is another man's 'getting goodfites' if you didn't realize it before, the best reason to be in TEST is that you never need to operate alone, you can always find someone to cover your six
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    State of the Squadron 17!

    did something happen today?
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    Javelin funding complete. TSS Murderer acquired.

    how many Testes will name their next offspring Aurora? plenty, I bet
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    in the immortal words of W.C. fields: "I don't drink water, fish fuck in it."
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    Do you want to try my meat?

    I can buy kosher salt at my WalMart here in Bumfukt, Mississippi surely you can find some in civilized country
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    Music is Life, Existance is Punishment

    there are threads for non-spaceship videos off topic / other / Random Video Thread off topic / other / What are you listening to right now?
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    Do you want to try my meat?

    I"m currently limited to 2g data streaming on my phone I need to get to an open wifi before i can see if the video lives up to the suggestive thread title edit: excellent video biltong me, baby!
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    Javelin funding complete. TSS Murderer acquired.

    let the dude make a big profit on the grey market, I say we"re going to want projects like funding a Javelin in-game to bring us together anyway
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    Would you rather.....?

    not gonna happen - your bed is where you go to log off safely in space
  20. maynard

    Super Duper Ultra Mega Hyper Spastic [CONCERN] Thread!

    @Snakey, do you know what fractals are? You posted fractal dickbutts ~ giggle ~
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