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I'm really looking forward SOTS 33! It shall be known as the SOTS of the Sideways Doublebum. SOTS 333? We shall see.

I put my netbook down on it's side, and realised the number 3 looks like a bum. So celebrating having the 33rd post, i have basically boasted that I am sideways doublebum.

33rd!

*TRIGGERED* I worked in customer services and dealt with complaints on a daily basis. The word "Shocking" triggers me, as I think sub-par or unexpected service is almost certainly not shocking. Genocide is shocking. Mass murder on the streets is shocking. Atomic war is shocking. Your item...

Don't worry about asking any questions at all. My first Star Citizen game related question was just after I got a computer capable of running the game and was checking out my ship in the hangar... "How do i get off the toilet in my Constellation Taurus? I keep getting stuck". Apparently you...

He is probably already here under some pseudonym, I don't doubt he would have made a brand new one right after getting banned first time round. I doubt he'd have taken even the most basic of precautions while doing so though, so if he has already joined under a cloak it is likely those that...

I've heared about these weird pub-snack things that are like a bread-stick twisted round on itself. We don't have them over here, if you can bring me further information i'd be greatful, i think they are called Pritsells. We have Twigglets, which are twigs dipped in Marmite, which is why most...

Naaaa, must have been talking 'bout someone else. :)

It makes for a louder SNAP! of the neck when it pulls tight. EDIT - Mmmm, thats the darkest thing I've said this week.

Sorry Owl, I can't answer that one for you, we are in Alpha, it could go either way. Right now, nope the Terrapin is a long range reconnaissance ship. Think AWACS. You see them before they see you and you send your buds to go kick some booty. Herald is allllll about running away with your...

You misunderstand, thats a photo of Crude holding the handle of his one true love...

Word up.

Ahhh, I know how you feel. I rended a 350R in 2.5, really REALLY liked it, but one day I suddenly found myself beyond the barrier after a glitch, and flew round the broken moon and down to the planet surface... I don't know if anyone else had been able to explore like that before but I loved it...

I am inspired to pen a limeric or two: There once was a griefer from Olisar, Who thought his tactics would go far, But while stealing a ship, Head-shots? What a shit! Self-Destruct did turn him to char. There once was a griefer from Grim-Hex, Who liked to put bullets in heads, But repeated too...

Nice to meet you :)

I can dig it,'y dig?

Woah... I never thought he'd be banned before we were...

And so it came to pass that my cats instructions were carried out in full. Let this be a cautionary lesson to us all: Yes, it is fun and games - but when you finally go far enough to come to the attention of Rosie the Cat, your days are numbered.

So strong! I bet she could knock a horse out with one punch. EDIT - The horse would have to have deserved it though. Montoyette wouldn't go around indiscriminately KOing livestock just for the fun of it.