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Ahoy!

Like you don’t know.

*integrated 40mm launcher

I’ve always preferred fixed weapons because having a fuzzy range of motion where your joystick inputs don’t map to ship movement sounds great until you have to navigate through a tight / dense environment, or translate movements quickly such as when flying in atmosphere at very low altitude...

+1 vote for in-game decorative items to be worn by TEST boarding parties

One lets you go fuck yourself and the other lets you go fuck others. They’re linked!

Subtle, I approve.

I can’t wait to sell ships to you at cost so that you can mark them up and resell them!

Shit. Now I need to buy an Idris.

Does that work well with a joystick, and does ED have a decoupled mode (I’ve obvuously never played it)?

Based on my travels in other forums and channels it would be in our interest to keep locations of valuable spots a bit hush hush as the game gets closer to release. There are a lot of other groups who are pretty keen on eating rocks. This means there are a stack of weirdos out there.

And yet somehow there’s no special lady in his life?

Somewhere Jesus weeps.

Create a mnemonic for it - “I’ve had a bath, that means time to check the dirt thread!”

The starter ships are a lot better than we give them credit for; it’s easy to assume they’re underwhelming when you are sitting on the bridge of your 600i.

My take away from this is that if you don’t yet have your ships from the Polaris upwards, aim to obtain them before the game starts. You may not care, which is perfectly reasonable, but don’t anticipate being able to obtain them in-game on your own.

Lord's name in vain.

He's spread that over 100 new members? We should have some kind of hand sanitiser in the induction pack. Welcome to TEST. We're sorry.

Sunder is a spammer. Nobody likes rocks.

Speaking of tight trousers - I just ate a slice of baked cheesecake and feel very fat. Carry on.