With a parrot on his shoulder.
Let’s break this down with science
Rock-fanciers - 10%
Box-fanciers - 20%
ARMA-players - 5%
Drunks - 65%
Of course, spais account for 80% of everyone but we’ll just assume they’ll join the cult and stay with us anyway.
Pirates are notoriously drunks, we’re 65%...