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  1. Stevetank

    All outta beer.

    May you never become allergic to peanuts.... you're going to need an express lane in the hospital if you do, ha. "Doctor, it's half off smoothies this weekend." "Prepare the ER for Mr. Printimus. I'll be expecting him soon." "Yes doctor."
  2. Stevetank

    Xi'An Nox and Sabre Raven on schedule

    The Sabre... so good he bought it twice... thrice!
  3. Stevetank

    All outta beer.

    I can't drink it without dying... so me? Like, if I'm in the ER and I have a sip, I might be fine but any further away and I wouldn't want to risk it. Like, if you were allergic to peanuts, would you drink a peanut butter smoothie? I'm also allergic to bullets fired from a gun. I break out...
  4. Stevetank

    I found the Real Montoya

    I do magic... FOR SCIENCE!
  5. Stevetank

    All outta beer.

    Is it really possible to stand after the 3rd tequila? I've never seen it.
  6. Stevetank

    Heads up! What do you think of the new display?

    Wow... I got a like for 5 words? Let me try and earn that like, lol. I like how the elements of the HUD are spread out across the edge of the screen and they aren't floating in towards the middle. Just look at this game: Great game, but terrible HUD. I don't need those hearts or rupies...
  7. Stevetank

    Spawncamping metaship pussies

    Agreed. Just because we're badguys doesn't mean we're bad guys! We're outlaws, famous smugglers, desperados, not griefers or trolls.
  8. Stevetank

    Heads up! What do you think of the new display?

    I like the new HUD.
  9. Stevetank

    I found the Real Montoya

    Montoya getting ready for PAX East
  10. Stevetank

    I found the Real Montoya

    How to pass Blind Owl's posts. Step 1) Each time Blind Owl posts, post twice Step 2) Start your own threads and reply to EVERY post Step 3) Drink till the computer posts for you Step 4) Realize that it's a losing battle because Blind Owl will reply to all of your posts and also like them...
  11. Stevetank

    All outta beer.

    One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor!
  12. Stevetank

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA
  13. Stevetank

    10000? What have I become?

    So.... according to our own statistics... we have over 171,000 posts on this forum. If Blind Owl has over 10,000, that means that he has almost 6% of all the posts on this forum... That means that out of the 12,000 TESTies that we have here, if all of them posted to the forums, Blind Owl would...
  14. Stevetank

    I found the Real Montoya

    Bubblegum?
  15. Stevetank

    The infiltration continues!

    DID @Blind Owl DRINK 7 OF THEM!?!?!?!
  16. Stevetank

    The infiltration continues!

    Why are there 35 beers? Shouldn't there be 42?
  17. Stevetank

    10000? What have I become?

    I forgot how. My only 4 moves are: Sing Double Slap Metronome and RKO
  18. Stevetank

    Does this make you feel old??

    Thank the tank lords!
  19. Stevetank

    10000? What have I become?

    You're not the only one who thinks this.
  20. Stevetank

    10000? What have I become?

    The actual words to the Game of Thrones theme are: Blind Owl like this. Blind Owl like this. Blind Owl like this. Blind Owl like this. Blind Owl like this. Blind Owl like this. Blind Owl like this.....
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