The legend of Stevebard, the bardbarian!
I just figured that listening to heavy metal would increase my armor. It definetly made me more Brütal. Like this song.
Caution: lyrical madness and swearing
I'm telling you, my bardic powers alliw me to turn the tides of battle with a single .mp3 file. .mp4 if I must use an AMV.
But I really want to tank. So I pretend to be one.
See? Only a Bard would know how to play imaginary instruments. I can also kind of play the pipe organ, penny whistle, kuzoo, recorder, tambourine, maracas, and the Keytar. :(