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So this guy you know, did they amputate his legs before or after this server rack was completed?

Yeah, according to John Oliver, starting a bogus religion is disturbingly easy... Let's do it!

So basically NONE of the games they collectively predicted to flop have actually flopped after their prediction. In fact, some of the games they've predicted to flop over the years did exactly the opposite.

I second this. Zoom in, look at the key, it's exactly the kinda flat key that I regularly don't bother to carry around with because a paperclip is more fun. Heck, paper clip is almost faster than the actual key if you don't count the time it takes to bend the tip.

Wait, I'm confused. Which one of these options includes @Blind Owl ?

The free market reserves the freedom to lock you up.

Oh my, I was checking 1Gbit/s connections in my area. There are two operators offering 1Gbps connections... FOR MOBILE DEVICES. A few years ago when they were offering 300Mbps for mobiles, I was wondering what's wrong with them. Now they're offering 1Gbps. Seriously, I can't sent media on Whats...

1Gbit/s? Congratulations. Although, well, I think I download kinda lot, but I've never felt the need to upgrade my 100Mbps connection. What exactly are you planning on using all that bandwidth for? :D I mean, I got 20TB worth of HDD space (that's like a billion cat memes). To download that full...

Well, this tops the time I found installation floppies for Windows 7 at our uni whilst moving this one professor to a new room. There were only a few thousand of those.

Hmm, I'd add a few starfarers for fueling tho, maybe an endeavor as well for mobile spawn and troop augmentation. Now the interesting question is, how do you plan on maintaining a fleet of 5x each of the most expensive military ships? I'd say you need a fleet of Hull Es for some credit...

Well, I suppose it IS a nice chair. Except, idk, the screens might be a tad too close for my liking. And can it even support a 43" display?

Wait, what do you mean by "to park in a tight spot"? Doesn't that work the same as any other kind of "parking"? Namely: 1. Full thrust until your landing gear just about touches the ground, 2. ... 3. then climb out of the smoking wreckage. It's easy to remember where you parked, I always park...

Pffft, anyone can land on the flat bottom of the ship with all that helpful landing gear, but only us skilled TEST pilots can land on the narrow side of the ship.

So the moral of the story: The solution was inside you all along. If that doesn't make sense, consume alcohol till it does.