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I have found Gorilla tape to be superior to duck tape(only logical seeing as how a gorilla can whup the tar out of almost any duck), therefore I believe that the tape on that helmet is actually Gorilla Tape, also, it's like, 1000 years in the future, right? That's probably some advanced tape...

Ah! The Dodge Ram Power Wagon 4X4 of the Freelancer family! Why are you hauling Pop Tarts with it? I make a lot more money hauling illegal drugs with mine!

Thanks Mitch!(I needed help with the " hangEr")

Happy birthday Maynard!

Yeah they do! It’s pretty gruesome!

You know, when you pick up those crates and start moving, they slosh around just like a big bag of...ketchup. The sound made me throw up in my mouth a little. I love the immersion!

I did Ruto's "clean up the bodies" mission and forgot to dump the bodies in space, so I put one at the elevator of a 600i that was on the pad at P.O., and I dropped the other one off at admin! The look on the guy's face was priceless!

Welcome to TEST!

Excellent rock recon!(I pronounce "agricium" UH-GREASE-E-UM, but it don't matter really. I think it's a fictional commodity)

https://privacyblog.com/2018/04/30/perhaps-the-most-secure-burner-phone-of-all/ https://www.wired.com/2017/02/7-great-burner-phones/ The last entry in the wired article is on the "Burner" app, which is an app, not a phone. I could tell you more stuff, but I'm also a retired assassin and most...

Interesting that this auspicious event(horizon) has occurred so close to the 15th of April, which is tax day in the U.S., and every year a large percentage of my earnings disappear into a black hole also known as the internal revenue service

I like this one. I'm going to hell, aren't I?

I love mining. The only problem I've had is I can't sell what I mine in the PTU. Not a big deal though, I'm sure they'll fix it

I totally suck and I tried it in AC the other night. Shot down 4 of the bad guys in about 20 minutes, which doesn't sound very spectacular but...I REALLY suck! This AG thingy should give me a slight chance of surviving in the PU against a hot shot pilot for more than 15 seconds! I like it!

Congrats!! Why does it hurt when I pee?

Pay attention! We're talking steak and beer here, and glorious works of art!!!

85X, Mustang Beta or any 300 series(there's wine glasses in those things, so there's gotta be booze)

Just wear a respirator so you don't breathe in the dust!

What an amazing org I have aligned myself with! All this science makes my head spin!(by the way, we're 2 pages in on this. Can we certify this as a true SHIT post now?)

I just wait for a new patch. CIG takes care of the wipe for me. Last time I lost almost 250k aUEC