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Dear Mr. Smith, I like the cut of your jib. And "the dark web company" sounds like people I can do business with. I have PM'd you with my bank acct information, name, address and social security number. I trust you, take what you need. In return, I would like all 33,000 of Hillary Clinton's...

I've tried to reproduce, Mike. I really have. I've been trying since I was a 13 year old nerd building telescopes in my basement. All through D&D, Star Wars action figures, math club. Nothing works. Hoping 3.0 is a chick magnet.

Well, I guess if you look at it that way, it might work. I particularly like the part where she says "CIG should begin working on mines of different types right meow! This could open up exciting new avenues of gameplay, not right meow, but in the future! They should make mines that are set off...

On the contrary! I try to see at least one movie each decade

Oh please, no. Not another thing that makes me wake up in the ezhab wondering WTF happened!

That is a very satisfying scene in what I consider to be one of the most important motion pictures since the origin of cinema

Wow! Evocati and PTU for a MONTH!

Why did you put a poo emoji on Fearless Leader's head?

Yeah, mostly urine samples and stuff...but technically we do test stuff

Shit, that's all I need. A bunch of elite snake eaters that can kick my ass along with everyone else in the universe. (yeah, I upvoted it)

This is me in my Carrack(and every other non-military ship I own). A Carrack is a money-maker, and Carlos gots to get paid. Those big military ships have to be fueled and armed and crewed and there has to be a return on that investment. My military commitments to the org will be fulfilled by the...

If shaving a Sasquatch is anything like I imagine it to be, we're gonna have to start a go fund me page for razor blades

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

I think virtually anything will fit in a Reclaimer. You just have to grind it up first

Memo to self: If you honk your horn on a planet with no atmosphere, no one can hear the horn. Which is ironic because you can hear yourself fart in a spacesuit.

Got my "licence". Don't know why though, this Cyclone is just going to be a land based Aurora as far as I'm concerned, i.e. I'm gonna crash into shit I can't otherwise kill with it. I bought two that I plan on CCUing to the AA and recon variants. Anyone know the smallest ship they'll fit into yet?

Yeah, I foresee living in a lot of ships that I wreck. I think SC is going to evolve into a galactic trailer park.

Oh my! I would look good on that! It's sciency!

It's how you spell "maniacal" when your org doesn't have ivy league mods!