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If selected to receive this lovely vessel, I promise to use it only to distribute free (digital) beer to all the hard working Rock Raiders as they extract wealth and glory from dead and desolate, solar wind swept rocks...so help me Heineken!

Finally got the Harbinger BUK for my Warden. The SH looks.....sleeker? Are all of them going to get that treatment?

It's complicated, I've been hurt a lot. It would probably take a penis diagram to explain:cry:

Wow!

I know, I know...it's like doing a really good job on your homework, and the dog really DOES eat it!

I did a very bad thing yesterday. I was testing a weps load out on my Cutlass(2x M5A lasers and a Mantis Gatling, pretty awesome!), and as I'm pulling into Olisar for a cup of Joe and to take a leak, I see Rizzky and a few friends doing an experiment(they were trying to load an 85X and a Merlin...

I have a warthog hotass, which isn't nearly as bad as it sounds(especially to another warthog), but I have not experienced any of these anomalies.

This will also serve to make our enemies flee in terror!

View: https://youtu.be/IttcKP-XpuI This will burn up 2 minutes and 55 seconds!

Well, that explains a lot. Instead of the mountain thing, I've been sitting in the fridge with the beer, and repeatedly holding my breath until I pass out. All that oxygen deprivation has made me look great! But now I'm out of beer and I can't do math.

You wear pants when you play SC?

Man, that is absolutely perfect!! I call mine the "Edward Snowden" for basically the same reason, gather a bunch of data, and then bravely haul ass to Russia!! But I must say, "Brave Sir Robin" is much more TEST!!

Please! Don't give them any more stupid ideas!!!

I have an MR, LX and an LN with the dread pirate skin. I keep all my Auroras in a Selfland hangar. I like jumping into a dogfight with the LN, firing off all the missiles and pea shooters at whatever passes in front of me, and jumping out again! This is good practice for how I intend to operate...

I've had enough experience with the real Internal Revenue Service to know that if you called it the "Internal Revenue Service", most people(AMERICAN people, that is)would crap their space suits, drop their cargo and haul ass!

Is this why the M7A on my Vanguard craps out permanently no matter how much I baby it?

I'm getting so tired of this. What I've been doing lately is going into chat and saying that I'm coming into Kareah with a bogus crime stat, and I just want to clear it so I don't have to wake up in GH, because most of the time that ship deck is all glitched up too. Then I ask them to please not...

Let this serve as a warning, in TEST Squardon, avoiding responsibility may become cause for sudden and frequent promotions. The only way to avoid this sorry state of affairs is to take on added responsibility and do a good job. For example, Glorious Leader Montoya holds the lowest rank in the...

I'm much more of a "Star Girl Scout" than a "Star Marine".

That's why I wear and endorse the outlaw halo armor. And a helpful hint for ALL space attire: apply some baby powder before donning the suit, especially the nether regions. And if you happen to get a little to much powder in your crack, stand in profile in front of a mirror and fart, the...