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  1. Vavrik

    Roadmap Roundup - January 24th, 2020 - Highlights

    Here. Compass (OR some other directional indication. ) Humans have been using compasses for navigation since the 11th century. We can use other things like gyroscopes if there's no magnetic field. It's not even hard. I have more...
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    3.8.1 is live! Get to discord and bask in the glory of medical beds

    You just have to wipe it with a paper towel before sticking it in your arse, just in case you had shit in your mouth.
  3. Vavrik

    Hi!

    Welcome to TEST! You're going to want a smaller ship to start with for sure. The Endeavour is going to be a lofty goal, but getting there is going be fun. Good luck! In the meantime, we have "a few" that will be looking for crew and pilots once the thing gets into the game. Make friends!
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Get cracking! Time's-a-wastin!
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    Howdy

    Welcome to TEST! Austin is weird.
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    I already destroyed my own ship!

    Welcome to TEST! It's weird, people tell me I don't know Jack either.
  7. Vavrik

    Big-Moose o7!

    Welcome to TEST!
  8. Vavrik

    Crytek wants to sue later, CIG says nuh uh

    If you're in the area stop by, we'll sort something out! I did make a weird discovery though - there were either some kind of rodents, or perhaps some Critek executives in my grill the last few weeks. They left some of their shit behind. I'm looking for a replacement before I grill anything.
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    This is not the greatest intro post in the world

    Welcome to TEST @WorldRecord!
  10. Vavrik

    Crytek wants to sue later, CIG says nuh uh

    Oh, now you've done it... I have to go to the grocery store and get some wings for the grill... Beer/Popcorn, Beer/Wings... You see the connection? But not those tiny wimpy chicken wings, this demands turkey wings.
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    Hello!

    Welcome to TEST @blammerjammer!
  12. Vavrik

    hic was that an asteroid I just hit HO yes Hello all

    Welcome to TEST @DracoWyrm!
  13. Vavrik

    Crytek wants to sue later, CIG says nuh uh

    ... I won't tell you I have a 16 pound turkey in the freezer, but do you know if it pairs with cheese popcorn? ...
  14. Vavrik

    So, is the Blood Cutty in game?

    The Vanguard Sentinel seems to be the best ship for that role. I love that ship. But the Apollo variants are designed for triage and medivac, which are support roles. They lack firepower, though they have some defensive capability. The Medivac is what you'd want to bring I think. But...
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    Hey everyone...

    Welcome to TEST!
  16. Vavrik

    19,000 MEMBERS!!!!

    You have to use discretion and context to fully translate what an Australian means when they say "cunt" and "fuck" in the same sentence. It's like translating what a Texan woman means when she says "bless your heart". It's been 10 11 years now and I still get that one wrong half the time. And...
  17. Vavrik

    Hello there

    Welcome to TEST @invalidData! Man, Sokoban... haven't heard that name for quite a while.
  18. Vavrik

    Some juicy Crytek news to wrap up the week for you

    Ah geez. It's not even April first yet.
  19. Vavrik

    Long time member, First time poster

    just want to add that as long as you don't eat the yellow (or black) snow, you'll be ok.
  20. Vavrik

    Long time member, First time poster

    Welcome to TEST!
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