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  1. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Well, no Cookies, but somehow it's memserizing.:):rolleyes:
  2. Varku

    SAMs happy-hour-GMT+1-daily-work-COFFEE BAR

    Wonder waht will happen, when Trump wins the election, and alot of americans migrate to Canada, will we see a guy like this Dressed like this mounty? My Photoshop sucks, but please, can someone do it?
  3. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Oh my god, you're totaly awesome, look at that, 1000 likes and all i do is shitpost and worship Cookies!
  4. Varku

    Thoughts about and around Star Citizen: [ATV] Around The Verse 3.7 - Austin

    Gimme ma Herald, give it to me, i want this
  5. Varku

    SAMs happy-hour-GMT+1-daily-work-COFFEE BAR

    Please, for sake of human beings, please tell me that this is a joke. If not, WTF?! No, who the fuck has voted for this guy? Even an Ape throwing around his own shit would be better at his job.
  6. Varku

    RP Within the 'Verse - Noob friendly guide

    Well, the Story of my Charakter beginns at a small Outpost, which is used to Mine in an Asterioid Belt. This Outpost is far away from other Humans, and the only contact to the World outside is a lonely Hauler that trades Supplies for Minerals. There are next to no other Ships within...
  7. Varku

    Super Hornet or Freelancer?

    @CosmicTrader Help, thisone might need enlightment. Help him back to the tracks of Freelancer worship.
  8. Varku

    So, the rumors are saying....

    Be Carefull Sam, after this Message you might be flagged to be observed by an Admin. Don't let them catch you,
  9. Varku

    RSI accounts are being hacked, ships stolen - use the two-step-authentification!

    well, i can totaly agree on that. Horay, a good day to be a pain the Ass! PS: haven't called my Provider this week, something is wrong. I should call him now. It's not an easy job to be a happy Customer.
  10. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Okay, after a quick search i can tell you where you can find his wifes phone number, shouldn't be that hard from there :D
  11. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Ah okay, he is handsome, let's see what I can do.
  12. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    who the fuck is... wiat, let me google that.
  13. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Wait, i have the one Fits all solution: I have Cookie-flavoured-Icecream in a Handbag. And it's all yours. And as a Bonus Point here is the privat Number of George Clooney...
  14. Varku

    RSI accounts are being hacked, ships stolen - use the two-step-authentification!

    actuly biometric Data is not that hard to copy, and i wouldn't rely on it to secure my stuff. (The Chaos Computer Club showed that it's possible to copy a Fingerprint based on a Photo of that finger. (They used a Smartphone to take that Picture from ~20m distance) and this was several years ago...)
  15. Varku

    Super Hornet or Freelancer?

    Currently there are only 2 Ships in this game i really want: A Dragonfly (got this) to put it into a Freelancer Dur(working on it). My 315p may survive until the rework of it is done, and if it dosen't please me at this point i may upgrade it to a Herald, but who knows.
  16. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Okay, i will leave you this Cookie here on the Table, pls don't kill me.
  17. Varku

    RSI accounts are being hacked, ships stolen - use the two-step-authentification!

    This is how you create a strong (but easy to remeber) Password: Source: https://xkcd.com/936/ And even more Important do NOT use the same Password for different Services. The Days where they just try random Passwords for random Usernames are long gone. Currently the path of Attack goes more...
  18. Varku

    DANK MEMES

  19. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    do i smell fresh meat here? Run! Run before it's to late! Oh nevermind, Sam and the Duck Lord already spottet you, you're doomed.
  20. Varku

    SAMs happy-hour-GMT+1-daily-work-COFFEE BAR

    I know i'm evil, but you can use a tool like Password Gorilla (the one that i use) which do not require an installation :D Oh or you use a bootable USB-Stick to install TrueKey on your Office PC (Linux always does what linux is told to do by Sudo)
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