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I don't think I'll be choosing Crytek for my next major project if this is going to be the result.

Well, as long as whenever you see KissEnforcerKiss in the 'Verse you ask if NaffNaff sent him and what Aerospace Alliance are doing in the limited access 3.0PTU when there are no Newbs there to defend yet as their Org say is their reason of operating, we'll let you off. :slight_smile:

Technophobe! Some of my closest friends have been mechanicals... My car, for one.

My other half has me doing the dishwasher, so even with an automaton doing the actual work, I have to supervise it. I have found out I am not supervisor material, I am on a 25% success level this year for actually performing the task. Thats one week in every 4, so basically whenever we start...

Well, all the Fans, Roombas and Toasters better be prepared for a fight. I've got a pair of George Forman Grills as Boxing Gloves to deliver that knockout blow, a load of Nokia 3310's (original one) as indestructible chain mail, some extension chord Bolas and a tinfoil hat as thick as your...

Damnit, again? How careless can one 'lil alien dude be?

He's a bit like the UK Queen, she gets and official Birthday and a second publicly observed birthday in a month when the weather isn't bad - it's a tradition that has been observed for hundreds of years. Blind owl is a bit the same, but he gets 52 birthdays a year, one every Saturday, and the...

I think thats to show what the source of the offending article was. Robots need noses. And eyes, eyes would help. And the ability to distinguish what is carpet and what is dog shite. I think Roombas are more Automatons than Robots - It's basically a box that remembers where it has been and...

My and my wife-to-be's Pizza-Oven-Shelf story is very bland and not much longer than saying there is a story behind the description, but it's also something neither of us have got over yet. It's only been seven years. I'm not ready to share it, i'm still traumatized.

Unfortunately in 900 years time they'll have seen crypt for the bullshit it is. 1 Bitcoin is $15.000? You may as well buy a bag of chips with a Triganic Pu from the Hitchhikers series: "The Triganic Pu is a unit of galactic currency, with an exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu. This is...

*screws eyes shut, fingers in ears* Lalalala i'm not looking or listening don't want to know anything before seeing it lalalala!

I'd fear the Roomba Kryptonite that is an errant Pet turd:

Happy Birthday! Whats this doing in Off Topic?

I'm guessing that one is going to be a targeting computer and other flight and other systems. That or the flippin' matrix is buggered again.

Mawww, I think you summed it up perfectly - TEST has so many thoroughly decent citizens. Thanks to @Montoya @SeungRyul and all the other TEST staff that toil to make our day every day.

The Queen of the UK called, she says any time you want back in the club you have her number - she'll keep the Internet free, and you know you can trust her with on-line issues - she sent her first eMail in 1976 so she knows where it's at in regard to World Wide Web shenanigans.

I want to try to make a pie chart!

They got me at the theme song.

So if we were working with real life dynamics the ship using an EMP would need to be 120% shielded, even the smallest gap in its shielding would render it useless - the EMP generator could even take itself out, i assume?

Like apes flining their crap around later wondering why their bananas have a weird after-taste.