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Well, it's called a "seat" for a reason. If too drunk, just sit down. No mess no fuss.

I honestly don't know why anyone bothers to put the toilet seat up. Shouldn't even have a hinge.

It's these old joints in this cold, you see. I have to send next doors kid down the shop for me. They live next-door the the left and the shop is next-door to the left but one. In hind sight I should have bought their house, but there was someone living in it at the time.

I spent many a year in my youth perfecting my armpit-fart technique. It was when I discovered I had double-jointed (or hypermobile?) shoulder blades that it really came into its own 🙂

There is a guy in town who drives a gender-specific car and when you see him drive by it's clear he just loves it. It's a Micra convertable in pink, with yellow vinyl flowers on the side and it has those stick-on eyelashes over the headlights. If you're happy, your happy and everyone else can...

Oh, this has so got to be a thing now... £300 million stretch goal: Helmet hair. It will redefine the industry. Advice for life right here I feel. Hair can be anywhere. Chins. Eyebrows. Armpits. Nothing gets in the way of being able to crack off an epic armpit-fart like an abundance of...

I was making my avatar again this morning for the 3.4.2 patch release and noticed when I changed my hair colour my eyebrows stayed the same colour. This means the hair colour isn't genetic - it's from a bottle. Immersion ruined?

It's been pretty shoddy on keyboard and mouse for me and everyone tells me it's the best control method so I can only guess how bad you guys have been having it. My biggest problem is lag (still) i'll be shooting a guy from behind and although he's still in front of me i'll be shot by him from...

Did you know there was a previous fan kit before this one called the "Fan-site Kit", released in 2013? https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/12995-Fan-Focus-Citizen-Card-Update-Fan-Site-Kit-amp-More I assume you didn't download this one either so you've been unknowingly...

300 series and ship customisation... As long as that's still happening in 3.5?

Also from the Fankit FAQ's: https://support.robertsspaceindustries.com/hc/en-us/articles/360006895793#h_5659462911061531322192074 I think they are trying to ensure no one makes dolla off their hard work. It's a kit for fans, not a kit for coin. ------ I also personally think it's to give...

So... thinking about this as another mechanic in the game... Can we make a TEST Weapons Research Lab e-war system that corrupts or confuses the lock and makes it jitter, causing a percentage of our foes shots fly wide letting our Auroras last long enough to crash them?

This is my favorite response to Derrick ever: View: https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/1005418139545268224 Yes, thats the Mr. Shatner.

You can't fire me! I quit!

Stuff! Things! Happenings! What does it all mean?!

Ab Alien Dildo Cannon? Someone call the TEST Weapons Research Lab! I can imagine it now: Del Boy: "Alwright Rodders, only got shot of those Xi'An dildos we got off the back of that Starfarer, didn't I?" Rodney: "What? How'd you shift those they were only suitable for Xi'An anatomy?" Del Boy...

So no one else has to I looked into researched the reproductive systems of land tortoises/lizards as that's what the Xi'An appear to be based off. Findings: Their Johnsons mostly appear to be pink so although the the redditor gets points for enthusiasm i'd say they may be minus many more for...

Only if we can have little beers on Saint Patrics Day.

Welcome aboard! Good to see you wasted no time in having a good REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!