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I think that those who have proven themselves to be trolls / griefers should be given criminal statuses that they can't ever pay off or get removed no matter how many times they die or get imprisoned. Just as an added measure to discourage players from being like that which is a negative for...

Fine, then I will give Derek (not so) Smart a little assistance in how to help his major malfunction. Speaking from personal experience, whenever I'm feeling down or dealing with muscle cramps, I eat a banana. Its potassium content works great. Clearly DS has been suffering brain cramps ever...

I do what I can. Not inviting @Montoya to a TEST party is like surrounding @Blind Owl with "LIKE" buttons & expecting that none of them are pressed. (Or like locking the majority of TEST Squadron in a brewery overnight with permission to drink whatever they want only to find them sober the...

In the turbulent nature of things during this day & age, I would wager that he's most likely provoked somebody to the point where if they ever found a way to get to him they would hunt him down & do horrendous things to him if not kill him. (Probably as payback for the doxxing he has done to...

In my humble opinion, I feel that it is only fair to do until others as they would do unto you. You know, "The Golden Rule". In the case of DS, should he go around legitimately doxxing people online, then he should have all of his own personal info listed online in various places where his...

"Banzai!"

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of us dressed as NPCs either mimicking an NPC sitting on a bench beside us or at a bar handling our drinks without actually drinking them. When another player comes up & comments that there must be a bug with us we actually take the drink or give...

When Derek (not so) Smart finally dies, I hope that they find him dead in the bathroom from jerking off to an episode of Jump Point that he particularly enjoyed in clearly naughty ways. Ah, the irony that would be.

I have an idea for something that CIG can create & gift to all those who backed SC & SQ42 during development. For some reason I get the feeling that when the game finally goes live, DS will try to file a lawsuit against CIG for royalties claiming that he helped benefit them by driving countless...

I can imagine a string of classic pranks that can come from this idea.

In fairness, every time I've ever heard of Derek Smart, he did remind me of a certain type of skid mark that happens to be human sized & shape.

I agree that Grim Hex does have some of the best looking sets of armor in the game so far.

Nice vid, great popcorn & those "critics" provide the best salt around. So many flavors of salt all to make a viewer thirsty. Good thing TEST Squadron is known for having 42% more beer.

I just found this thread after taking a wicked dump & from what I can tell, that load of poo had far more intelligence than he who should have been aborted *cough* derek smart *cough*. In my personal opinion, the most intelligent this he can do to benefit the universe is to line up a heavy duty...

How about some Tonk jousting or demolition Tonking? Maybe launch some Porgs with Tonks at people standing around the verse Angry Birds style?

I wonder what would happen if you pepper Porgs into a crowd of people with a plethora of potato cannons. Call it Porg-in chuck-in at pumpkin headed pedestrians.

Good movie.

This is correct unless you accidentally walk into the area between a group of drunken TESTies who are launching various coins at a target to see who can do the most damage to it with them. In which case ... "Medic!"

I suggest that we rename that particular bouffant hair style "The Tonk".

Just be sure to avoid the White Star Line at all costs. 1 of their "Greatest" ships was a Titanic failure at reaching its final destination. (Historically speaking.)