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Don't worry Printimus, you can ride mine.

I'd put some kind of internet face GIF going FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- but my Adobe Flash plugin has crashed again, so i'll have to simulate one: : - / : - 0 : - (F) : - (Fu) : - (Fuc) : - (Fuck) : - (Fuc) : - (Fu) : - (F) : - 0 : - (

There I was in the General section wondering where everyone had gone, and finally ventured out and find we have an 'Off Topic' section... I thought everything TEST is off-topic. Next you'll be telling me all the Drama has been fenced off too.

I have my 2016 Holiday Tree hangar flair. I try to piss on it some times, but the little ships flying round it hit me in the head. And the nuts.

There is about 10mg of alcohol in a litre of coke. In numbers we can recognise, that would be 0.001% vol, but it's there.

Because in the UK most Mercedes Taxis are 20 year old minicabs. Minicab = Cheap. A Merc could probbably run for 200k miles before falling apart (unless it was one of the ones that rusted after 15 minutes). If Origin just had components that never broke down that would be a way better position...

There is alcohol in coca cola.

Dat pool table tho.

Becks Blue is the only alco-free beer I know of. I have seen Also-free wines and champagnes but have never tried them, because I think wine, beer and champers tastes gross.

Mmmm. Glad I read that. Sticking with my Taurus and it's lovely big cargo hold :slight_smile: EDIT - Was it just me, or did they not talk about the thrusters they said "More on that later" about...? EDIT - EDIT - Oh, no wait yes they did. When they said 'Thruster' I thought they ment mav...

The lesson to the tale: Taste with your tongue, not your eyes.

I couldn't find a hug emoj so have some Dancers instead: :dancers:

I went to a buffet once that had signs on the tables saying "Have as much as you like, but if you don't clear your plate we'll charge you extra per wasted plate." Who goes to an all you can eat and doesn't clear their plate?

I used to play a game called X2, where you could steal ships if the owner ejected. I did this with Pirates, as the ships would not be considered 'stolen' and would be easily sold for scrap or repaired and used as my own craft. The pirates in that game never took a bounty or anything out on me...

And there is is https://testsquadron.com/threads/so-3-0-live-release-just-bumped-to-september.11210/page-7#post-197734

Ah, yes! I remember that - I was encouraged to pop it on Spectrum, i'll have a search...

I'm as interested in VOIP as I am in Dischord... Oh dear...

Very cool names. I have some on a word document ready and waiting for ships, however i've found I seem to think up the best name for a ship once I've flown it. I was going to call my Herald "BitCrush", however once i'd flown it and discovered the one thing it excels at is running away, I...

Oh wise sage, please tell me, will the TEST Weapons Research Lab patented TWRL Toilet Paper Gun (please see the TWRL thread https://testsquadron.com/threads/twrl-test-weapons-research-lab.8549/) be available in Star Marine or the PU?

Well you couldn't have got the Touring version, it hardly has enough space in the cargo-hold for beet letalone popcorn and pretzels too. Think of all the high maneuverability hyjinks you'll have whizzing around where other ships will only stroll or plod. Don't think of it as a purchase, think...