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ITS A SPAI!

CIG developers have long made a big show in videos of the different lenses that are used as you zoom in and out on your ship. A wide angle lens close to your subject will have a very different field of view compared to a zoom lens from far away if the item in the picture is the same size in the...

I thought they were called take-off gear? What would you want to do anything else with them?

There are some rubber gloves near the sink. Mmm, thinking of rubber gloves gives me an idea for a new T.W.E.R.P... Check this out: It is clear there is a hell of a lot of energy in an airbag to make it deploy before someone’s face hits it but TWRL is all about hitting faces so how can we...

I am now rank 52492. I'll race you to the bottom.

Aha, we will need a backup system for data security too so a pair of MELONS will keep the TESTIES of TWRL organised and their eyes on the prize! Consult the MELONS! No need to rename, every project we do shall be a glorious T.W.E.R.P. Mmm, check the MELONS for a T.W.E.R.P... Sounds odd but i...

Good day good people of the TWRL. We have a new staff member in the lab who began their time with TWRL as an experiment in how to weaponise Marmite and Vegimite with a hybrid of the two which unexpectedly took on sentient thought. Vegimarm has a Fourth Grade reading level, likes watching TV...

Congratulations dude. TWRL Test Weapons Research Lab is working on a Vegimite/Marmite Hybrid. So far the results are encouraging, Vegimarm has a fourth grade reading level, likes watching TV and commenting on YouTube videos but is not yet capable of touch-typing, and is lethal to anyone who...

Congratulations dude. Can't wait to see my first year - I am currently running on Jupiter time, as a year on Jupiter takes 11.8 Earth years i've still got a ways to go yet...

Next time I am going to try Passive Resistance - I shall not be moved! But I may be shot in the head a couple of times.

I am now rank 51621. I have tried nothing and I am all out of ideas.

I have just checked again and now I am Rank 51119.

I went and had a go: I ran up to a computer but it did not have the 1984 PC game "Sopwith" and I could not order takeaway which are the two things I usually do on computers so i played a hexagon game instead which was really easy then i stood next to it and then not much happened and then my...

Aha, where did I get my name from, you say? Well, back in the early 90's, about 1994, a friend of mines dad got a PC and on that PC was a very early Chatbot. How was I introduced to this marvel of modern technology? "What is your name?" The computer asked a very robotic manner. "Check this...

Cheers dude, I'm too cool for school so i'm lucky someone was paying attention. They didn't work for me but i must not have been spamming them hard enough, i only get 8.

I got an old netbook and use that for casual browsing now. Right tools for the right job. Game PC plays games and does nothing else. Work laptop does work and nothing else. Shit old Netbook for shit posting and nothing else - what could be better?

I died a loooot today. I was flying a 350r against a Gladiator, an interesting experience but I got a strategy that kept me happy in the end. So for 6 matches in a row I was being butchered by this one Gladiator. To be fair to them i'm a sadist and was targeting them - used to do it with the...

I feel your pain bro, but shirley, no one at work should be using this website.:smirk:

Spectrum Is Green?

moar. MOAR. MMMMMOOOARRRRRR!