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  1. Han Burgundy

    Redeemer sneak peek

    She is a gunship these days, so the only marines you'll be dropping will be those of our enemies as you chew their corpses into powder...🍻
  2. Han Burgundy

    Redeemer sneak peek

    Looking at those photos gave me a temporary shortage of blood to my brain...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Demolition Man and the near future

    You Are Fined 1 Credit For A Violation Of The Verbal Morality Statute
  4. Han Burgundy

    Quest 2 vs Quest vs Valve Index vs Vive

    I only trust one Quest... Those specs are looking interesting tho. VR is going places...
  5. Han Burgundy

    Chris Roberts answers on Dynamic Economy progress

    To hear the timeline on some of that stuff is really depressing (Late 2021?). It lends more evidence toward the notion that they are choking on Server Meshing and are trying to be hush about it. It seems like everything of note (read: Complex on the server side of things) has been pushed further...
  6. Han Burgundy

    Birth of a Jedi...(UberShort Story)

    In the lead up to getting started on my second book, I did a lot of writing workshop type exercises to keep my craft sharp. I had a couple of them turn out pretty cool and figured it would be a shame to let them rot in my practice folder, so I figured; Why the hell not share some? So here's one...
  7. Han Burgundy

    This is The Trailer

    This is the way...
  8. Han Burgundy

    A second post from Chris Roberts - Star Citizen

    "Fuck off! We're working on it, assholes! Putting this fucking thing together is more complicated than you foam-mouthed dipshits realize. It will be done when it's done and you will physically have to strangle me to death and seize control of the company over my rotting corpse before I will...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Mining Leaderboard - September : CLOSED - Winner posted within.

    I found a pickel and two cents....
  10. Han Burgundy

    New VR headset from Oculus incoming

    No thanks, I don't need ZuckBot in my VR. They could have cutting-edge matrix tech, and I still wouldn't buy in. #BrandDeath
  11. Han Burgundy

    Join TEST! Caption this piece of propaganda!

    Beer run rule #24: Keep the Banu Brew tucked away in the smuggler's hold. Not all systems are as cultured and refined as your standard TESTie...
  12. Han Burgundy

    I'm running a Star Citizen Screenshot Contest NOW; ends Sept 25th

    I look forward to the spectacular submissions from "Mrs. Hagsawha"
  13. Han Burgundy

    Anyone seen a drunk guy recently?

    You know, I'm not sure if its your guy or not, but I got this drunken asshole that follows me around everywhere...standing in front of and hogging all the mirrors in my house and cutting me off when I'm trying to talk. That guy's a real jerk....Welcome to TEST, by the way. If your Husband went...
  14. Han Burgundy

    [Video] Zyloh responds to Squadron 42 delays

    A: They lied about all of their progress and actually have nothing or B: They ran into a show-stopping hurdle they cannot overcome (Server meshing kaput) so they are playing dumb or C: Chris lost all of the funding in the divorce
  15. Han Burgundy

    AI kick butt of pro fighter pilot

    Meatbags suffer the fatal flaw of relying on all that wet squishy stuff. Flipping a 46G turn to strafe an opponent isn't really in the cards for Mr. Tom Cruise...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Star Citizen homestead concepts look amazing!

    I just want the house that looks like Deep Thought....
  17. Han Burgundy

    Pengu is Love. Pengu is life.

    Pengu is Love. Pengu is life.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Dual Universe - Beta August 27

    It's like Space Engineers.....but not. I wonder if THEY have the almighty clang
  19. Han Burgundy

    Esperia Talon is up for sale on coincerge

    "ThEy nEeD to FiRe SoMe shIp artIstS aNd HiRE mOorE NeTwoRk enGinEErs!!1!!1!"
  20. Han Burgundy

    Say...

    Wait, there's elevators?! I only ever have a tiny room to walk around in....
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