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*Spits on ground* Nyet. Drake for purist. Three Bucaneers, one Herald, one Cutty-Black, one Cutty-Red, and manymany Dragonfly. Is versitile force, much power for killing with swarm. Missiles expensive, single use. Wasteful. More money for пьянка.

I think the main thing about Americans and their Guns that many Europeans don't understand is the same thing that a lot of Americans fail to understand about it all as well. Sure, guns are nice to have in a robbery, but that is not why we are granted them as a birthright. We have guns to keep...

You see, if I come out of the gate with my 12 gauge roaring, then I miss out on my opportunity to practice my waterboarding and Pipecutter-to-the-knee techniques. Sometimes it can be funner to play with your food a bit, and the Bear Spray will definitely make it a spicy affair I promise I'm not...

+ + Not lethal, but they'll wish they were dead.

It would technically be more akin to "Let the bodies hit the ceiling, the lampshades, stove, ect." Pretty much most things EXCEPT the floor.

It also leaves you with a fun home remodeling project....after the biohazard guys get done scraping the robber off your remaining drywall

For when Charlie is inside the wire...

Are you shooting porn? That is a porn couch......Is...Is SHE shooting porn (that you know of)?

You just made the best mistake of your life associating with these hooligans. Welcome aboard! 🍻

I'm just hoping they include some alien-y shit like a slime hot tub or something. Gotta have that Xeno-drip.

Greedy cunts gon' greed it up, and they won't stop until it effects the bottom line in the wrong direction.

Shit, I should write one of those...

Easy. Lure them in with a distress beacon on a small DAMAGED ship (with docking collar) saying that you were attacked by NPC pirates and that you have no EVA suit onboard. Offer them a fair reward if they take you aboard and drop you off at the nearest station. When they accept, because you are...

THEY'RE COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!

(Not really a spoiler though. It's a gag, you see. And jolly good fun was had by all, and to all a goodnight...) The Stranger From Meclan is now available on Paperback for all you fine folks who don't care for newfangled e-whatzits and would rather grip a fistfull of dead tree as the action...

Porque no los dos?

Now we shall see if they hand it off to lazy writers who were the producer's cousin's girlfriend's barber to drive it into the ground with STELLAR ideas such as Orcs making modern comedic references, Heroes surviving stupid impossible situations, and fuck it; Gandalf Flossing to Never Gonna Give...

The Scottish were right! PANTS ARE OPPRESSION! My Dick&Balls MUST breathe FREE!

D...Does it punch above its weight class?

FOOL! You fell into our trap! All we have is whiskey and Hawaiian Punch drinking fountains. No nation could shoulder the financial burden of our collective beer consumption....