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Any and all complaints are to be submitted in the form of a Molotov cocktail. Written responses will be discarded. Thank you

Someone should lock themselves in the back seat with this fine gentleman and let loose with the rotten flatus of our ancestors, stopping only when his will to live has been extracted from his soul. (PG enough for ya?)

*Snip* #No violent threats please.

A: After buttsex?

Jane, you ignorant slut... I think in the spirit of cooperation, we should set up a Central stash for fellow TESTies to access. We could keep meat and some other essentials in there and share them when needed. Lets coombayah this motherfucker, gents! The guards are the REAL enemy!

The Admiral and I were able to establish a nice little base and have started amassing what we need to take on some of the Military facilities. He also found a super bad-ass katana that I am jealous as fuck of...

Here is Admiral Brannigan and I buddy-poopin' in the fire

I got robbed......SO INTERACTIVE!!

Alright, everyone; I'm set up near the big ass lake in the middle (North side) Come say hi and inevitably steal some of my shit.

Aww when I tried to log back in to pick up where I left off, it prompted me to create a new guy

Vhen ve found heem, he hat shot heemself in ze pack of de head...tvice. He vas a deeply disturbed man.

DOOSH! I told ewe thayt in seecrit!

Very true, that ass-covering is an international sport, but Russian manufacturing has the added cultural factor of not doing a sufficient amount of QA testing. (Source: Am Manufacturing engineer and listened to my professor whine about the Ruskies for 4 years) Believe you me, that drill dude is...

Ahh good ole Russian craftsmanship. Workers so afraid of the gulag that they will create an EXTREMELY dangerous and potentially disastrous situation to cover their own ass. I hope they find Sergei and cut his fuckin toes off...

Everyone dies in the end. Little Jimmy's adoption falls through and he kills himself after he ages-out of the system. It's truly a heartwarming tale...

I lost faith in the series when they went to the effort of selling a WWI game, then jammed it chalk-full of fully automatic weapons. Completely ruined the main selling point of that era; Bolt action only (for the most part) and actually having to aim. 0/10 would not play.

SCUM is pretty awesome once you learn what the hell you are doing. *I pooped on a dining room table.* 5/7 would play again.