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  1. Han Burgundy

    Mass Effect Andromeda

    Oh man, looks good! I wonder how many dialog trees I will have to go down before I can bump uglies with every character in the game.....It is the only way to play.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Star Citizen - Patch duration

    The key to surviving gameplay droughts like these is to find another game. I, for one, have been avoiding the 2.6 itch by walking around 2018 Boston. Fallout 4 really captures what the american landscape will look like in a few short years. Very exciting.
  3. Han Burgundy

    New ALIEN[TM]-like space movie incoming!! LIFE feat. Jake Gyllenhaal and R.Reynolds!

    This movie has potential. I hope its not some cliche blob monster or some shit. I would love a movie where the villain is literally just an intelligent single celled organism. If the fear comes from its unknown potential (and possible motives) instead of its physical ability to do direct violent...
  4. Han Burgundy

    TEST Coup

    At least pick a TEST-appropriate song!
  5. Han Burgundy

    StarShip Troopers Reboot - Would you like to know more?

    The '97 movie was more of a satirical take on the book, I feel. So it will be nice to see it re-imagined in a different tone.
  6. Han Burgundy

    TEST Coup

    Sorry, I operate off the Babylonian calendar. You've probably never heard of it... *scarf flip*
  7. Han Burgundy

    TEST Coup

    When the first lunar eclipse of the new solstice grows red with the blood of our enemies.....
  8. Han Burgundy

    TEST Coup

    How did you find that footage of me?! SEE? SEE? I am unmatched at my monotone delivery. You just dug your own lyrical grave, son!
  9. Han Burgundy

    TEST Coup

    You have NO idea about the can of worms you just opened, friend. You are speaking to the man that SINGLE HANDEDLY defeated Michael J Fox in an Etch-a-Sketch draw-off. And don't get me started on my crushing darts victory over Stevie Wonder. I'm a winner, and winners WIN.
  10. Han Burgundy

    TEST Coup

    ATTENTION: I am now TEST's Official Minister of Karaoke. That is all.
  11. Han Burgundy

    @CrudeSasquatch swears into the CF tomorrow.

    Best of luck, you gloriously pungent bastard! Basic training will make you (more) fit, so you'll be able to fit more beer in that gut-tank of yours. Do.....do you have to kill a moose with your bare hands to graduate?
  12. Han Burgundy

    Some Xplor Drama (also "TEST not good for the community as a whole")

    Drama is what happens when folks take a vidya game too seriously. The main reason I joined TEST in the fist place is that it wasnt full of LEET SuperSoldierCaptains that would bust my balls for not "training". The only training I need to do is with my drinking hand :construction_worker:
  13. Han Burgundy

    I hope 3.0 drops before I can actually buy my own real space ship...(Who am I kidding? Ill never...

    I hope 3.0 drops before I can actually buy my own real space ship...(Who am I kidding? Ill never be able to afford one)
  14. Han Burgundy

    Wooohooooo! CIG is already testing Star Marine!

    I will reserve my excitement for when it hits the open PTU. Their extended radio silence on SM does not bode well so far, but lately I've been a Glass-Half-Empty kind of Citizen. I think the fact that 3.0 is SO big has eclipsed any hype I can muster for 2.6 I am also concerned about the new...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Esperia Prowler Theorycrafting with Purchase Poll!

    Here's how I imagine the use of the prowler to be: You and your friends pull up to a wrecked and floating Reclaimer in your Polaris. You were brought there by a distress beacon that promised a hefty reward for recovery. After a minute or so of trying to hail the crew and scanning the area for...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Spectrum beneficial or waste of assets

    Spectrum sounds like an excellent interface for staying connected to your org and your character when away from your PC. Imagine a world where you can sort and organize your cargo assets while taking a shit! It may very well replace reddit as my defecation time distraction. That way, I can shit...
  17. Han Burgundy

    AstroSamantha is gone, or: are women the better men...?

    You know what? Screw it. You're right. It's time to be brave. From now on I would like to self-identify as an attack helicopter. It feels great to finally be viewed from the outside the same I have always felt on the inside.
  18. Han Burgundy

    AstroSamantha is gone, or: are women the better men...?

    OKAY! Fine. I admit it. I'm actually just three children in a trench coat. Feels good to get that off our chests. In all seriousness: I find your experiment intriguing and, to be honest, I've always wondered about that myself. I hope that someday we get to the point where the (mostly virgin)...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Thoes who say Voice attack is cheating...

    Different folks, different strokes. I use VoiceAttack mainly when I'm playing SC in the vive (Huge virtual screen, not true VR) but I cant find shit on my keyboard with that headset on. There's also something to be said for immersion in giving your "ship's AI" commands. Thats how it feels to me...
  20. Han Burgundy

    Ignore this post. Nothing to see here.

    While playing through SQ42, we must all keep our eyes peeled for it to say "Squardon" somewhere. That will be TESTs cultural victory.
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