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His hole is redder than I imagined it. He may want to consult a physician.

Well you seem to have crashing down pat, so that's a good start! Welcome to TEST, where crashing is something to brag about and the beer never goes flat!

That's why you have an NPC crew. Thats what those fools are made for. THEN you can have your beerfarer fully manned and out making money for you while you are out doing other stuff (At least I hope that is how it works)

Find a cave system! They protect you from surface radiation too (Unless its a radioactive cave that is)

2.5 gigs. Damn, that was a quick download. Has SC changed my perception of download sizes?! haha

What's with all the hate on NMS? I don't think it ever claimed to be an actual alternative to SC. Its just an arcadey time-killing farting around sort of game. That's what I intend to use it as. Just curious as to what set everyone off about it. The elite Dangerous subreddit is trashing it...

It's a filter to catch as many of the shit-posts as possible. Overflow would be catastrophic if this thread closes. It is imperative to national security.

The snake fainted from a combination of fright and the overwhelming majesty of that mullet...

Welcome to TEST!

No pre-load for steam. Stupid synchronized release. Just give us the goddamn game. Do I seem impatient? That's because I am.

You mean the voices? You don't need to worry about the voices. They're friendly......mostly.

Instructions unclear. Dick is now stuck in a deep fryer.

If you think THAT is impressive, you should see how he kills awkward boners....

Everyone following this thread now has a new notification. I hope that you got all excited when checking it just to be crushed with disappointment at the pointless content of this comment.

I read that as Starfarers and got overly excited for some reason.

.....I'm telling your wife.

#WhiteDancing

I agree with this 100% TEST piracy should be more like a bar where scurvy scum can swap stories and tactics. Many deals and alliances can be formed as well with a loose club-type structure where everyone basically agrees on a basic set of guidelines (No Blue on Blue, Adhere to a no-kill list of...

"I was a dumbass and took on a kingship by myself. That move sure gave me the S.H.I.T.S." Checks out. I'm on board

What about the Severe Hangover & Intensive Treatment Facility or S.H.I.T. for short?