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The vacuum of space will suck like you wouldn't believe. Almost makes the part where your dick freezes and snaps off worth it. If that happens you can always get a prosthetic. (It IS the future after all) I decided to downgrade from my original package to just the Crushinator 5000. It comes with...

I'm only 26 and I'm already over the bar scene (Being in a Fraternity definitely dried that tap quickly). Do you have any idea how hard it is to make new friends as a 26 year old who doesn't like to go to the bars? It aint easy. That's why I have YOU degenerates.

Good work everyone, it came together well! May each issue be bigger and better than the one that preceded it!

That's actually pretty awesome! A single TEST Swarm-CAT can unleash a team of 24 armed boarders after a victim's ship. That is a LOT of firepower to come down on a standard crew.

If you want to be the cool kid with the alien ship, Merchantman is a good option. It will have a SWEET art style on the interior that will be unique to the Banu and no other manufactures/races (Not sure if there are more Banu ships planned) BUT, that being said, the merchantman will be a big...

Yeah....me and BlindOwl being two of those people. I am thinking on the selfish end of the spectrum. If *I* need credits, *I* can go out and git em. You think Ill GIVE fuel out to everyone just cuz they're a TESTie? Oh definitely not. They'll have to dance for me first. Just like Jamie Lee...

I had to think very long and very hard about whether or not I wanted to melt my StarFarer for a Cat last week. I didn't, and here's why: After 2.4 hit, I really realized how important fuel is going to be (even if they don't keep it at its current, rather steep, price point.) SO, the way I see...

Charcoal?!

I think we all overlooked the most important feature: I didn't see any cup holders. HUGE oversight, CIG. Get your shit together!

Drunken stupor? You are TESTing perfectly! Keep it up!

I see you have met my mechanic.......

Checking in: I, too, am useless with excel. Shitpost achieved. Call Microsoft support. You can wait on hold for 3 hours then "Jeff" from "Millesoda" can tell you, in what I can only assume to be the thickest of Millesodan accents, to go fu*k yourself.

Thanks for the advice everyone!

Stop spending my money for me, godammit!

So I'm looking to take advantage of the Cheap LTI nature of the dragonfly and using it to secure LTI on my starfarer. Can anyone explain to me if/how this would work? As I understand the process would be to: Buy Dragonfly Melt Starfarer Upgrade Dragonfly LTI to Starfarer Would I be able to do...

Copy. Post ignored. Nothing to see here. Move along.

You can't even see it clearly, you OWLcoholic! It CLEARLY says Montoya, thus is relevant. Stop being a fool!

The best way to handle a situation where conflict might break out is to drop your pants. Possibility 1: You get laid Possibility 2: Nobody wants to fight a naked guy Possibility 3: You can use your genitals to distract your opponent before stabbing them in the neck with a rusty fork You can't lose

I bet I could get 8-12 of these things in my beerfarer's cargo bay. Juuust enough to fill a line of bar stools. PERFECT.

Thats uhh.....ugly as shit. *sigh* [opens wallet]