>be me
>@CrudeSasquatch
>living in brother's basement
>hear stairs creaking as I sleep
>giant owl boots up 486 computer
>eye open bleary-eyed at the glow of CRT monitor
>owlporn.jpg
>rustling of wings and hooting begins
>hoothoot.wav
>louder and faster I know what's coming
>powerdown.exe
>owl...