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  1. CosmicTrader

    Do you want to try my meat?

    Dear Glorious Leader, I so much want to eat your meat. However, I am confused and distressed. You say that I need to purchase some Kosher salt. The definition of Kosher is: "a kosher species must be slaughtered by a "Schochet," a ritual slaughterer." Salt = Mineral ie. a ROCK. I am unable to...
  2. CosmicTrader

    Hey Guys !!!!

    Welcome to TEST SQUADRON. Make it so.
  3. CosmicTrader

    And so it begins

    Welcome to TEST SQUADRON. Great to have you with us.
  4. CosmicTrader

    WAY off topic. Canadian Culture

    Hilarious.
  5. CosmicTrader

    Hey guys!

    Welcome to TEST Squadron. Great to have you with us.
  6. CosmicTrader

    Javelin funding complete. TSS Murderer acquired.

    I totally agree with @CrudeSasquatch and Pledge to do my best to help obtain a Javelin in game for @Murderer. Bills and Family (Real Life) must always come first. I truly hate to see this TESTie lose money just when his needs are so great.
  7. CosmicTrader

    Questions and Queries

    Currently - Subject to change. The Gemini has: 1. Heavier armor 2. One size larger turret/gun 3. Missile bay Module in front (Standard has an Air Scoop Module) --- These Modules will be interchangeable between the two ships. 4. Larger Main engine and Thrusters (heavier armor) 5. It was stated...
  8. CosmicTrader

    Would you rather.....?

    There is no such thing as a 'norma' Aurora.
  9. CosmicTrader

    Would you rather.....?

    I am not too patiently awaiting the re-work of my Aurora LN and 315P They better get rid of that stupid bed in the LN and make a decent cargo door on the 315P. Or else! What I don't know as I can never part with my lovely 315P. As for the LN, I shall see.
  10. CosmicTrader

    I am nailing it as a Parent!

    Right decision. Smart young Lady.
  11. CosmicTrader

    I dont need no stinking Buccaneer

    It strikes fear into the hearts of all.
  12. CosmicTrader

    TEST Freelancer BEST Freelancer

    Oh so pretty.
  13. CosmicTrader

    WTS Javelin Destroyer

    Not really interested in a Javelin and can't afford it anyway but all the best. Congrats on the pending arrival of a new citizen.
  14. CosmicTrader

    500th Follower Goal! Reliant Kore

    I know you will hit 500 so Congrats in advance. I will do my best to be there - 11pm UK time. Thanks to Citizen Kane for donating the Reliant. Good luck everyone.
  15. CosmicTrader

    Black and Yellow Favoritism

    Of course. Everyone knows that, TEST SQUADRON is the BEST SQUADRON.
  16. CosmicTrader

    Voice Attack

    TESTie: Lock missiles. Montoya VA: "How do I get there from the galley?" TESTie: What the hell. Are you still in the galley? Montoya VA: "I can't find my way ouuuu" Large explosive sound followed by decompression - Silence. This Voice Attack profile thingy does sound like a good idea for...
  17. CosmicTrader

    Hey

    Hi Jack, It was nice meeting you. Welcome to TEST Squadron. Trust me, you are not that old. Ha. Ha. Ask anyone.
  18. CosmicTrader

    Has Gauna gone too far?

    All Hail the Glorious Leader.
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