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That baggie sitting at the bottom of the seat, well it's a big ass silver ziplock (not translucent, thank God) that's fitted to the toilet seat. Do your business, seal it, toss it. We leave nothing behind when we can avoid it. We do cat holes when we don't have the above luxury. It's a shitty...

Hahaha, my basement dweller will become my Beerfarer dweller. ;) Although, once @CrudeSasquatch is drunk enough, I'll get him to fly, so I can partake in the hold. OR we can just bring a keg to the bridge. Yeah, that's a better idea. Serve yourselves you drunken slobs, us brothers are drinking...

Welcome to TEST. I see the welcome wagon has already shown you the ropes. That's good, because I was going to say hi and then go drink beer anyways. ;) Hi.

Welcome to TEST. One of the best intros I've read in at least two days. Me too. That's where the beer is!

Ha. Arguing over who gets to clean the floor. I have a solution: *turns and yells at a group of privates* "Get the hell over here and scrub his bathroom. Floor, walls, ceiling, toilets.I want it sparkling. Move now." *sounds of many little feet scurrying* Now, gentlemen, shall we drink beer?

*Grumble grumble* damn navy and their free/cheap beer. ;) Haha. Here I'm living in a cold field, dealing with 90 km/h winds blowing my tent down on me, vehicles breaking down.. Damn army. *grumble grumble*

Tom Clancy is a rocket surgeon. He knows where the rubber hits the ditch. Seriously (I'm never serious) though, this is gorgeous. Propaganda!!

Haha, I'm just gonna TEST this possible landing site. What could go wrong... On another note, still pertinent: Here's a shitter. My shitter. Go army. Haha.

I'm quitting the army, going AWOL right effing now! Woohoo Beerternship!!

Hahahaha, just caught that did ya?

Maybe by the time I'm off exercise in June, CIG will have made head tracking more viable in SC. :) Haha. Honestly, I still haven't had a chance to try (TEST) any of the info you fine fellows have posted in this thread. Between work and family, time is a precious commodity. I am looking...

I am. I'm as amazed as you to see that I have service. Pleasantly surprised even.

Holy shit. I have phone service. Enough to apparently get online and welcome you to TEST. You should feel special. ;)

Right. OMFG!!! SPACE PONIES WITH MINIGUNS!! *runs down hallway screaming with joy like a schoolgirl*

Meh, they don't know what they're missing. We're pretty damn awesome. Just ask us, we'll tell you. Ha.

Welcome to TEST. Fuckers. Haha.

So many mysteries. So much hype. So few months left to avoid all spoilers. Haha.

No. You can't make me. You're not my real dad. I'm sorry.

He has a very good point...

Happy beer birthday?