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You were prepping steaks.

Lies. He has a Blue! So you'll have to ride on the outside.

I'm drunk. I'll poke you. With needles. and Stuff

TL;DR Just wanted to shout out to my wife's uterus. The original 3D printer. (apologies for recycled jokes. I am both old, and married, and a dad)

Nailed it. I know @CrudeSasquatch (he's STILL drinking my beer)

Nope. Everyone here is perfectly normal. And making decisions based on fiscal responsibility. No techno-mages.

I seem to have more ships than options. Help me @SeungRyul , you're my only hope.

OMG. I forgot to update my status. Can we rewind 3 months? My life is over.

Except for the puke. That sucked.

I remember this. No one was paying attention. He drank a 2 litre of cider, thought it was juice. Then he tried to stand up. White girl wasted. Epic hilarity.

Why can't I just be drunk? So much reading. Seriously though; package for my wife? hmmmm. Her version of geeking out usually involves babies, boobs, beer, bacon, and hockey. She *may* be Canadian.

Ummmm, in Canada we receive it prenatally. For hockey eh. Then Mom's are encouraged to drink while boob feeding. To keep us up to snuff. Think it's to keep us warm. So my first beer? Curdled boob juice. It was glorious.

I have a baby?

Pussy The struggle is real. We shoot the bunnies first. Don't judge. Bunnies are warm. And TASTY!! I warned you about California. Thank God they can't shoot.

I'm 37!!! DAMMIT I get no respect around here. Where's my Goddamn teddy bear. I'm going to bed. Asshole. They know I'm joking right?

That was Montoya's . . . ummmm, nevermind. Welcome?

My empties are worth $0.10. I ain't throwing them at anything but a recycling depot. I'll be throwing rocks...so long as they're not mineral rich. (The Canadian dollar sucks) Oh yeah, welcome to TEST

Moi aussi! I am extremely entertained. Thank you TEST

Now you're speaking Canadian! Hoodie's are the bane of our existence. They keep us warm at -40 (C and F. Its the same you crazy fucks, and it's cold!) and they make you look threatening to people over 35. That's me. (and Cosmic...twice!) I'm scared. But I'm warm. Because I'm wearing a hoodie...

Also, Beer. In case there was any confusion; I don't get drunk often, but when I drunk, I'm drinking. With your Mom @CrudeSasquatch !!