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  1. Blind Owl

    A shout out to the wetter than usual Scots and Poms.

    Frank can bugger right off. If any of y'all need care packages, let us know. I'm sure the community can come up with something. Not to volunteer anyone else, but us TESTies needed to stick together.
  2. Blind Owl

    Christmas sale indecision.

    You're safe. The sale is over. Haha
  3. Blind Owl

    State of the Squadron 13

    I can handle it. I really can. I have a compass and a map now. I'll navigate though it. So long as the sales are spaced out a bit, haha.
  4. Blind Owl

    State of the Squadron 13

    The sale has passed. THE SALE HAS PASSED!!! I made it. I'm safe. *falls to ground weeping*.
  5. Blind Owl

    State of the Squadron 13

    You're that little red devil dude sitting on my shoulder whispering in my ear. I don't have an angel on my other shoulder. This could be trouble.
  6. Blind Owl

    Russia has one, the US needs one too! Texas needs you. I need you.

    Haha, amen to that. Also, thank God for beer. Between the two, our laughs shall be many and uproariously loud
  7. Blind Owl

    Russia has one, the US needs one too! Texas needs you. I need you.

    This is always the best method. Drinking and forgetting. Worked for my first marriage. Ha. Anyways, just throw a bow line on the docked ship, crack a beer, and walk (float?) away. What you can't see, didn't happen. And hey, fuck, if I didn't see it, I don't have to write a witness statement. Win...
  8. Blind Owl

    Hello hello hello...

    Welcome to TEST. Perfect. You belong here. Welcome home
  9. Blind Owl

    Herro

    Welcome to TEST. Good luck with the LASIK. I've had a few friends get the procedure done. They swear by it. Although I'm [CONCERNED] your improved eyesight may make you a better pilot. Don't be a better pilot. It's not the TEST way.
  10. Blind Owl

    Russia has one, the US needs one too! Texas needs you. I need you.

    I approve this message. Our lack of piloting skills and our general drunkenness should make for hilarious drunken docking shenanigans. "Oh, you dock the Aurora in the javelin, not the javelin in the Aurora. Whoops." I cannot wait to slip into my space bikini and sip on ice cold brews while...
  11. Blind Owl

    hey so far so good!

    Brilliant. That worked! You sir, are a goddamned rocket surgeon.
  12. Blind Owl

    hey so far so good!

    I usually have more to say, but I'm too busy trying to twist the cap of this pry off beer bottle.
  13. Blind Owl

    State of the Squadron 13

    This is me!! I don't have enough [CONCERN]. Too much [CONCERN] leads to too much hair loss (I'm bald...ing/ish). But learning to be un[CONCERN]ed has lead to an all-time low of GAFF (army slang: Give A Fuck Factor). Now I'm stuck in a perpetual cycle of lack of [CONCERN] which leads to higher...
  14. Blind Owl

    Russia has one, the US needs one too! Texas needs you. I need you.

    I'm certainly looking forward to large scale fleet ops with as bunch of drunk TESTies. I think unleashing our drunken fury on some rival will be extremely gratifying. A swarm of angry Auroras spilling out from behind a javelin. "TESTies, let's ride!"
  15. Blind Owl

    Christmas sale indecision.

    Haha, you know, I went away for a while, watched a movie, ate some food, played with my 4 month old son. I come back, praying that the sale will be over, that the temptation will be gone... Nope. Nope, its still [REDACTED] on. Haha. In all reality though, is probably not worth it to buy another...
  16. Blind Owl

    hey so far so good!

    Welcome to TEST.
  17. Blind Owl

    Russia has one, the US needs one too! Texas needs you. I need you.

    Well Texas, I'd certainly be interested in flying escort with my Sabre. Perhaps docking for libations when the chance arises. Also a current military guy.
  18. Blind Owl

    Christmas sale indecision.

    I have that spider web of CCUs too. Both on the 250 level and the 350 level. I should be content. But for some damn reason I still wanna buy a caterpillar. Haha.
  19. Blind Owl

    Christmas sale indecision.

    Sweet. I'll return that favor for sure. I already have more then I want, and can only fly one at a time. I hear you. I have the Sabre at the moment. But I love the vanguard. She's so pretty. They both are. Haha.
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