When the ships game description was, "a sturdy ship passed down through the generations" but it was actually in reference to use passing down our star citizen pledges to our children in hope someday they'd make it playable?
Aw yeah like
Frequently; but in our family that's called the potato nip.
You ever blanch the potatoes with the skin on because you feed the 5,000 every day and the thought of peeling each one drives you insane so after they're blanched you take a wee nip from the whiskey bottle and rip the skin off of those...
[Another broken link but this time with more words]!
Did you know that factually undercooked chicken is indeed more tender than overcooked chicken? Stay woke sheeple
Wait; we still don't have the merchant in game.. Lol?
10 years ago I was complaining about it not being looked at, to which they assured me "it was almost done" and those lazy mother fucking devs still haven't done it?? What did those fuckers die of old age and now we are waiting for their 10...
Can of worms reading Genesis literally, it's pretty simple math to go;
Adam + Eve = Siblings
Who'd the siblings bang?
A book that calls you inbred, ain't my kind of book. Don't make me get the reformation up in here.
The baby table flip is so true. They're adorable, especially the little chunky ones.
Prostitutes.
You'll never learn they don't love you. Don't worry Shadow. Some of them even come with their own blow, both kinds of blow!
*slaps roof* £39.95
Montoya forces me to be active.
I keep writing little, "help me", on the inside of all of the merch but it turns out none of the testies can read. I can't even read.