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  1. Han Burgundy

    D....Dad?

    D....Dad?
  2. Han Burgundy

    Now do these come with pre-urine-soaked sweatpants, or do I have to provide those?

    Now do these come with pre-urine-soaked sweatpants, or do I have to provide those?
  3. Han Burgundy

    Be sure to aim for their eyes and mouth...

    Be sure to aim for their eyes and mouth...
  4. Han Burgundy

    You can't tell me what to do, you're not my REAL dad!

    You can't tell me what to do, you're not my REAL dad!
  5. Han Burgundy

    Delivery mission gone sour

    That gives me an idea...
  6. Han Burgundy

    I'm here and ready to fling poop! Or lasers, or whatever. Pew

    TURN BACK! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!
  7. Han Burgundy

    What is so special about TEST Squadron?

    We are fundamentally a fun-centric org. Many orgs out there exist as a medium in which keyboard Kommanders get to exercise power over others, veiled as "Structure" or "Discipline". These orgs lose sight of what we are all here for; A goddamn video game. So come on down, drink some beer, shitpost...
  8. Han Burgundy

    You're goddamn right they did! Avenger: Buy it for looks, Buy it for life.

    You're goddamn right they did! Avenger: Buy it for looks, Buy it for life.
  9. Han Burgundy

    Update: Avenger Titans are great for protecting against murderhobos

    Update: Avenger Titans are great for protecting against murderhobos
  10. Han Burgundy

    Wait are we the bad guys?

    Obligatory:
  11. Han Burgundy

    Wait are we the bad guys?

    Death by Snu-Snu
  12. Han Burgundy

    It's actually a real pain in the ass.....(HEY-0)

    It's actually a real pain in the ass.....(HEY-0)
  13. Han Burgundy

    Do you want rapeghosts? Because that's how you get rapeghosts.

    Do you want rapeghosts? Because that's how you get rapeghosts.
  14. Han Burgundy

    This is us every shipshape.

    I would let the Carrack do horrible things to my body....
  15. Han Burgundy

    Being a space taxi is a whole lot less stressful if you have a security officer to protect you...

    Being a space taxi is a whole lot less stressful if you have a security officer to protect you from the murderhobos...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Uranus Stinks

    We need to just grow up already and rename the damn planet something innocuous, like Urectum.
  17. Han Burgundy

    Just joined

  18. Han Burgundy

    That would depend on whether or not you have a ship that can haul a dragonfly...If you don't...

    That would depend on whether or not you have a ship that can haul a dragonfly...If you don't, then go for the luxury+Quantum drive of the 100i
  19. Han Burgundy

    Beer run Beer run BEER RUN!

    Beer run Beer run BEER RUN!
  20. Han Burgundy

    Warm, flat, skunky beer. . .

    Beer implies alcohol. Alcohol makes the bar rats look better by the end of the night. I can NOT bang mustache Betty again without a couple pints in me liver first.
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