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Its a mathematical certainty that some poor mulleted american is spending his last weekend with his thumbs attached...

All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no...

Nothing says freedom like the irresponsible use of high explosives...

The voices.....mainly. I try not to listen to the scary ones, but they always seem to be the loudest.

No no no, you got it all wrong! TEST serum is beer, and beer TURNS INTO pee. IMPORTANT: Get the serum to them before it is pee! This is vital for the conversion process!

.....Space Whales? (Or is that what you'd call a Starfarer?) Can I play in the PU as a male Gillian Anderson? What about as a sexy Fem-Gary Oldman?

I've always wanted to spin-kick Margaret Thatcher out of a moving train, and I've just realized that dream is gone now...

Man....it's crazy how de-railed my hype-train has become. I used to lose my shit over bits of grim Hex art before it dropped, but now I've become jaded. I mean, all of that stuff looks cool, but it's just smoke and mirrors until I have it in my hands. CR will probably keep us waiting until...

Too American for America. Kenny fuckin Loggins

Well this is the Explorer's armor, so I'd assume it has an added function to that capacity. Perhaps it has a turbo-crazy zoom on it or it has night vision, or its how you document your discoveries. Who knows. All I know is I would be happier if it were a predator gun...or a parrot. A ROBOT...

Sam hates America! HOW DARE YOU FORESAKE THE LAND OF CORN SYRUP AND GUN RANGES!

Damn, where can I get me some of that Wingman AI?!

While it may help the baddies follow your movements through space, the engine trails will also provide the same benefit to you as well. I know people are peeved about what this means for stealth, but at this point we have no info on how far away those trails will be visible. Overall adds...

There is no way in hell that these costumes haven't been worn at some sort of orgy in the recent past. Do furries have special dry cleaners they go to in order to get the spunk out of Mr. Lion's mane? These are the important questions of our time.

I have a feeling that LTI won't be incredibly necessary unless you have a huge-ass ship like an Idris or Jav. Keep in mind as well the LTI only applies to the hull itself. IF you upgrade the shit out of the weapons and components, you'll likely have to insure those separately.

Thirsty Thursday. Alright Alright Alriiight

Q: What did the ant say before it was crushed by a herd of elephants? A: It doesn't fucking matter. Elephants win.