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Resistance is sober! Sober is futile.

Red and white all the things! I don't think I've laughed this hard in quite some time. I really think this needs to be presented to a wider audience! Hahaha.:bear::deer::canada: TOMORROW!!!

I like that white and red one! Because Canada!

Haha, it's already far higher than I can count. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I second and third this!

Haha, you have no idea! It's on the internet now! Haha Brown memory foam. Yummy! I fucking love this! Haha

We are Owl

You are. Ok. Hehe

Still no Carrack. Le sigh.

True story. Any object that moves as fast as my mouth is bound to take a while to slow down.

Ahhhhh, Yee old chin nuts!

Or Maple beer! Mwaahahaha Dammit, the cats outta the bag!

This. And a lot of this. Thanks for saying those pretty words for me gents. Saves me having to type more than necessary. Wait, why am I still typing?

I am delightfully curvy!

Believe you me, I confuse me as well.

It's quite incurable. You're fucked.

She was my second love, right behind my Cutty. To hear @Stevetank tell it, she's the belle of the ball. Haha

Like goose down! Forest!

True story. He was kind enough to provide a spare liver. Turns out you need one after all. A functioning one.

Haha, sorry brother. I couldn't resist. It's especially funny because the 'donor' tag hides the flag under my name, so people may even thing I'm serious! for like, 13 seconds or something. Haha.