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  1. Zookajoe

    I'm In

    That does explain the mace...
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    Vanilla WoW nostalgia

    *Shakes fist* DAMN YOU! Ya think your out, and they pull ya back in! *Shakes fist while downloading*
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    Industry Who Else is leaning towards an Industry Focus?

    The term "Carebears" is such a droll term. Many would prefer the term "Intermediate". Now, oftentimes these Intermediates come across issues that need to be "fixed", either from a corporate end (that would prefer to stay discrete in the resolution of an issue), or it can be from an honest...
  4. Zookajoe

    New Forum Feature Added

    Oh...WHEW! I thought it was just me.... Okay, better now.
  5. Zookajoe

    Wait...how did I just explode?..

    Welcome aboard! Ye gawds, I have been beer-less for two days. Stupid doctor and his stupid drugs that keep you from drinking beer, also these stupid little keys from my stupid keyboard floating up and turning into stupid little panda fairies with their stupid azure pinstripe suits and...
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    New Aurora rework - NEW SNEAK PEAK

    Interestingly enough, there is a D&D Monster called an "Owlbear" Yeah, I was a Geek before Geeks were cool.
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    TEST Squadron is a Corporate Entity PART DEUX

    I thought we were an autonomous collective...
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    My "Official Apology" to the star citizen community

    By gosh, if they don't accept that kind of heart felt apology, then they are just monsters.
  9. Zookajoe

    Fun RSI drama!

    Wait, something happened? Dammit! I go out for one beer run, stop at the local bar, stumble into the liquor store and technacolor yawn onto the passenger side floorboard of some very blurry, though gorgeous sounding woman, who promptly booted me out of her speeding UBER registered vehicle...
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    Existential Taoism

    So, if anti-oxidants inhibit oxidation, and it is this oxidation of cells that destroy cells, then oxygen is slowly killing us. Also, heat promotes oxidation, so an absence of heat would deter oxidation. Therefore, if you want to live longer, go to a colder place with less oxygen. For...
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    You know its a good day when you miss the sherif coming to your house by 3 minutes

    Dammit, now I want my ole Ruger Bisley back. But, I sold it to the guy fair and square. I will be the first to second what Thugari said in regards to the fit of a holster. Thugari, I shall have to keep you in mind if I do get me another wheel gun. Been thinking about it, but fighting the...
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    2.6 Aurora LN is probably the best starter ship.

    Could be a bug, I had an issue with the Mustang Alpha. I could take off, but that was it, could get no other response from it, CCU'd it to a Aurora CL and the issue went away.
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    Outfitting the Mustang Alpha

    Also, BEER! Beer helps you become a better fighter crasher! Whether it be when you try to "one eye" a landing, navigate through debris/asteroids or just soar blindly through the universe until hitting "the wall", beer makes all things better. What? Fighter pilot? Oh hell, I dunno nuthin'...
  14. Zookajoe

    TEST way of landing!

    Here we see AstroSam attempting a Partial Wing Pirouette on the landing pad. This is an incredibly difficult maneuver to pull off, the timing has to be impeccable. He pins the Pirouette and ends with a Troubled Tortoise! Oh he has got to like that! This is just incredible folks! It is these...
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    INN’s (Imperial News Network) Banu Merchantman Birthday Giveaway

    That is not the point, I don't use twitter.
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    New Star Citizen Short Film: "The Abandoned Shuttle"

    Nice, very nice indeed. I look forward to seeing more.
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    Patcher fails to install

    Well, half a dozen black candles, some chalk, salt, a virgin, (ugly sheep will work if in Nebraska) and a copy of the Necronomicon?
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    Elite Dangerous: Thargoids first contact!

    Well, I played the first Elite, way back in 1989 or so, when everything was a transparent polygon. First started messing with computers back in 1981 (Univac 80 aka The Two Headed Monster), so it was pretty revolutionary game at the time. But after reading the reviews and friends that have...
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    Elite Dangerous: Thargoids first contact!

    Might try ED as something to do till 3.0 comes out. I mean you can only stream so much porn ya know?
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