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  1. JacknHoffa

    TEST Idris

    Put a gigantic "Black and Yellow" disco ball on the outside to let everyone know when the Beer starts flowing and the party is ready.
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    PDX Meetups

    Sweet im in. Just across the river in the Couve area, once these broken legs of mine heal up i will be able to get Potland.
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    Summoning Aurora Legion! [voluntarism optional]

    Well i would love to help but my legs are broken and i cant get up the stairs safely. Plus my pc hasnt been on since September, so every update would take some time. So i cannot participate in the mover your planning right now.
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    [CONCERN] Rising

    I have (CONCERN)ing news. In my sober state of mind, i rode my LongAurora with no (CONCERN) down the street, fell off and broke both legs and ankles. The surgeon/doc (CONCERN)ed me most when he said no alcohol period! That was three months ago, my (CONCERN) is starting to diminish as the evil...
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    [Rustled Jimmies] Which Hornet should I get?

    Super Hornet all the way, when the PU is out you have a great platform to start building up to where yoou want it. Otherwise you will not be able to attain the power, weapons ect.... You can get close, like saying you shined up your Plymouth and say its fast as Lamborghini. Though you may...
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    [CONCERN] Rising

    My bottle went dry. Now I am (CONCERN)ed, how will i be able to fly? To drunk to drive, to sober to fly! I am (CONCERN)ed my TEST PILOT license will revoked for not having a reserve supply of beer.
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    What books are you currently reading

    Ive started rereading William Durant's The Story of Civilization. Good read if you have nothing but time on you agenda.
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    An olive branch in one hand, a bottle of whisky in the other.

    Diplomacy to Space bacon to Slavery. I think we need to get an ambassador for TEST to get drunken slaves to build us our hidden asteroid space bacon and beer embassy. Drunken slaves are important as they wont remember what they built or where it is, down side is the quality of said fried space...
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    TEST Fleet

    One avenger and one Aurora for nowgot see what 2015 brings.
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    You Joined TEST Squadron - Why?

    Because if im going to be the "Best Squardon" i want to show my respect. You dont want to upset the Don. Thats why im here.
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    Quotes for TEST Squadron!

    "My girlfriend said there was no way i could fit my comfy Aurora in the loading bay of her Freelancer Max, but she bet a Cutlasss Black could extend his docking collar and board her just fine" - Worried boyfriend "If you mess with the Square Don, you just messed with the the Square Don" -...
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    [Propaganda] Stumble aboard sailor

    Nipple cream, thank you, finally someone remembered the nipple cream. Chaffed nipples are the worst, and nobody brings some to the party. So it looks like were goin to be prepared
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    I'm going to be a great pilot in Star Citizen

    First flight with my little drone a street cat pounced off a car and slammed it to the ground. Then he took the dam drone into the bushes never to be flown again. Worst part no LTI on it.
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    Mustang Enthusiasts Club

    I figured to ccu two of my anniversary mr to an alpha and beta only spent 10$ that i had unspent. They should be fun to see how each variant will handle, and comparing the lx vs beta.
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    How do I Aurora?

    Welcome and remember at least one hand on the controls which leaves room for your other hand to reach for a cold brew. Fun is highly advisable here.
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    All Wings Report In

    Standing by....until were bankrupt! In 5... 4...3...2
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    Tractor Pulling

    With the implementation of tractor beams there has to be a competition of sorts. "HOW FAR/LONG WILL YOUR CUTLASS PULL THIS IDRIS BEFORE YOU HAVE A CRITICAL CORE MELTDOWN AND HAVE TO EJECT". After all whos more qualified to find out then this squad.
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    Booze Cruise

    If your talkin Vegas in space then it would be safe to say "what happens in space Vegas stays in space never to reach the surface of earth". Heck im in.
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    Your Ships. The Why and The Future Purchases.

    I currently only have the cutless and aurora lx for insurance reasons that may certainly arise. The Carrack sounds like bird id fly.
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